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HUMOR! A Textbook on ALL Aspects of Humor...
By © Dr. Hilmar Alquiros, The Philippines |
I dedicate this work to my beloved wife Lilian 💕 for her humor... to live with me! :-) Just married for 20 happy years!
Where this 1,000 pages book was written... in 3 months! :-) |
In the grand tapestry of existence, only two phenomena stand as forces potent enough to rival the might of Death: Love and Humor!
This book is a part of a trilogy exploring the profound realms of → Love, → Death, and → Humor, each volume delving into territories that are as complex as they are enriching ventures into an equally complex and enriching territory.
The 'triumphvirate' :-) of works, at the end of my journey, seeks to encapsulate the essence of human experience, portraying humor as a vital counterbalance to the gravity of love and the finality of death.
HUMOR! is not merely an anecdote to our existence or a fleeting phenomenon but a fundamental aspect of our resilience and humanity. It acts as a bridge between the depth of love and the inevitability of death, offering a glimpse into the indomitable spirit of human beings to find joy, our 'Queen Mother of Feelings' in the brightest, and spiritual light in the darkest.
Through this essay of about 1,000 pages, we celebrate the transformative power of humor to connect, heal, and illuminate the human condition, affirming that in life's Yin and Yang, the human spirit, fortified with love and laughter, remains immortal in dignity.
→ Links to all Chapters + Subchapters in English + German! |
Grant Snider Masterwork!
"I find television very educational.
Every time someone turns it on, I go in the other room and read a book."
:-)
When the author - Dr. AwkwArD (!) alias P. Alind, Rome (!)* -
was proven as pregnant with this book! :-)
* A hidden and an open palindrome... :-)
The
sources of the cartoons are
included in itself or unknown.
"I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like
most, to laugh.
It cures a multitude of ills. It's probably the most important thing in a
person."
Audrey Hepburn
The prize for these ~ 1,000 pages is 100 H.A.!-Dollars. :-)
"Humor is mankind’s greatest blessing."
Mark Twain
In the deepest humor, the heart outweighs the mind.
0.1. The Nature and Importance of Humor 0.2. Objective and Scope of the Book |
Do you like humor?! And do you agree to have a lot of humor - as 100% of all your fellow humans do?! :-)
1 July is celebrated around the world as International Joke Day!
Origins: "Are we born with our sense of humor or do we we pick it up from those around us?"
Personality: "What kind of humor makes you laugh the most?"
Depth: "Have you considered how humor can be both lighthearted and profoundly wise?"
History: "What is the evolution of humor-from ancient anecdotes to modern memes?"
Culture: "Does humor change from one culture to another, connecting us across borders?"
Life: "What role does humor play in your daily life, your relationships, and your well-being?
Power:: "Can humor go beyond - making us laugh and touch aspects of our cognition and interactions?
Humor, this bridge between the head and the heart, including its historical, cultural, psychological and sociological aspects, promises a blend of scholarly insight and playful narrative.
This book will trace the evolution of humor from ancient times to the digital age, explore its cultural diversity, and examine how it connects us across different cultures. It invites you, dear reader, to reflect on humor's origins, your personal connections to different types of humor, and to its depth, its role in our lives, and its impact on cognition and social interactions.
Let's view humor as a social mirror and a universal language that brings people together, aiming to unravel the complexities and benefits of humor in our lives!
Welcome to a journey through the universe of humor!
"Well my imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems..." :-)
The Universal Language of Laughter :-)
"Join me in discovering
how laughter creates bridges,
bringing people together despite their cultural differences."
Gelotology* (Greek γέλως gelos "laughter") is the study of laughter and its effects on the body, from a psychological and physiological perspective. It was first studied by psychiatrists, although some doctors in antiquity recommended laughter as a form of medicine, pioneered by William F. Fry of Stanford University.
Scientific studies demonstrated the effectiveness of laughter* for instance:
it could help patients with atopic dermatitis respond less to allergens
it can help alleviate stress and pain
it can assist cardiopulmonary rehabilitation
Humor and Laughter Therapy consist of the use of humorous materials such as books, shows, movies, or stories to encourage spontaneous discussion of the patients' own humorous experiences. Provided individually or in a group setting, the process is facilitated by a clinician and it can also be used in conversation between medical professionals and patients.
Laughter Meditation possesses similarities to traditional meditation. However, it is the laughter that focuses the person to concentrate on the moment, through a three-stage process of stretching, intentional laughing, and a period of meditative silence.
Laughter Yoga is somewhat similar to traditional yoga: an exercise which incorporates breathing, yoga, and stretching technique... along with laughter! The structured format includes several laughter exercises for a period of 30 to 45 minutes facilitated by a trained individual. It can be used as supplemental or preventative therapy.
* source: → wikipedia
Regular naps will prevent old age,
especially if taken whilst driving.
10 Surprising Health Benefits of Laughter for Seniors**
Laughter Improves Heart Health
Reduces Blood Pressure
Releases Endorphins
Boosts Your Immune System
Can Soothe Tension
Helps Fight Depression
Improves the Memory
Promotes Fitness
Combats Anxiety
Inspires Connection
** sources: → https://eldercarealliance.org/blog/health-benefits-of-laughter-for-seniors/
→
O’Shannon, Dan
(2012). What
Are You Laughing at?
A Comprehensive Guide to the Comedic Event.
New York, NY: Bloomsbury Academic. 272 pp. ISBN 978-1441162939.
Old age is a gift from heaven:
When you’re young, embarrassment is forgetting to zip up your fly.
When you’re old, embarrassment is forgetting to unzip your fly.
0.1. The Nature and Importance of Humor
"A well-developed sense of humor is the pole
that adds balance to your steps
as you walk the tightrope of life."
William Arthur Ward
0.1. The Nature and Importance of Humor 0.2. Objective and Scope of the Book |
Humor is a multifaceted phenomenon that encompasses a wide range of expressions: from verbal wit and physical comedy to subtle irony and sharp satire:
Humor's elusive nature: Briefly touching on the challenges of defining humor, we highlight its complexity and subjectivity, with playful metaphors or anecdotes to illustrate this difficulty.
Beyond entertainment: We discuss humor's benefits, delving into specific examples of how it fosters cognitive flexibility, enhances stress resilience, and facilitates communication.
Humor's cultural impact: Mentioning how humor shapes social norms, critiques power structures, and even influences political movements.
Defining humor is akin to capturing a rainbow! :-)
Humor is elusive, subjective, and varies dramatically across cultures and individuals:
Defining humor... is an intricate endeavor, as it intertwines with the intricacies of human psychology, cultural context, and individual perception. At its core, humor can be viewed as a cognitive and emotional process that elicits amusement and laughter.
It arises from... the perception of incongruity or absurdity in a situation, statement, or behavior, and is heavily influenced by social norms, cultural backgrounds, and personal experiences. This dynamic interaction of cognitive appraisal, emotional response, and social context makes humor a unique and deeply personal experience for each individual.
It transcends... mere linguistic play or jest; it's an essential element of human interaction that fosters connection, eases tension, and enriches our daily lives. In this work, we will explore the multifaceted nature of humor, delving into how it is perceived, processed, and utilized across different cultures and by individuals, revealing its role as a complex, yet universally relatable, aspect of the human experience."
Here some quotes about humor by famous writers and experts:
"Unlike humor, wit does not create community; it often destroys it." - Hannes Stein, Endlich Nichtdenker, Handbuch für den überforderten Intellektuellen, 2004
"Humor is not a gift of the mind, it is a gift of the heart." - Ludwig Börne, Denkrede auf Jean Paul, 1964
"The cake in the human face is one of the most important ideas of international humor." - Loriot, Pugs and People. A kind of biography. Zurich 1983. p. 234
"Being a serious person and not having a sense of humor are two different things." - Arthur Schnitzler, Proverbs Laid Back
"There is a sure way to distinguish great men from sham greats: All great men have a sense of humor." - Ludwig Reiners, Stilkunst VI, Wit and Humor
"After all, is there a better way to deal with life than with love and humor?" - Charles Dickens, David Copperfield, conclusion
"Humor is when you laugh anyway. Philosophy is when you think anyway. Religion is when you die anyway." - Jürgen Becker, juergen-becker-kabarettist.de
"Well, all higher humor begins with no longer taking oneself seriously." - Hermann Hesse, character "Pablo" in: Der Steppenwolf.
"He is lost who has lost his sense of humor." - Otto Julius Bierbaum, Glück auf die Reise!
"Laughter is an instant vacation."
Milton Berle
More than mere entertainment, humor is a vital component of psychological well-being and social interaction:
The role of humor: psychological well-being, social bonding, and coping mechanisms.
Humor is not just entertaining: but also crucial for human health and societal cohesion.
Psychological & Social Benefits: it plays a crucial role in mental health, social bonding, and effective communication.
Humor's impact: a study on laughter therapy or anecdotes of humor can bride cultural divides.
0.2. Objective and Scope of this Book
"To laugh often is the sign of a good mind."
Francois Rabelais
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This book uniquely blends scholarly analysis with wit and humor, using playful language and metaphors to delve into various forms of humor such as verbal, physical, and situational. While it is academically inclined, the book is designed to be accessible and engaging for a broad audience, including scholars, students, humor enthusiasts, and general readers. Its purpose is to dissect and understand humor in all its forms, exploring its societal and individual impacts. This approach aims to cater to anyone interested in the multifaceted world of humor, making it a comprehensive guide for a wide array of readers.
Unique
blend:
This book's distinctive approach is combining
scholarly analysis with wit and humor, by use of playful language and
metaphors to convey mankind's passion for the subject.
Humor forms
foundation:
The specific categories of humor (verbal,
physical, situational, etc.) will be explored in the book.
Beyond academics:
While acknowledging the scholarly audience, we assure readers that
the book is accessible and engaging for anyone with an interest in humor.
Purpose, Approach, Target Audience:
The book's purpose is to dissect and understand humor
in all its forms, blending academic analysis with entertaining examples.
It aims to explore various types of humor and their societal and individual
impacts. Designed for a wide array of readers - from
scholars and students to humor enthusiasts and general readers - this
book seeks to cater to anyone interested in the fascinating world of humor.
"The comic is the tragic that has learned to laugh at itself."
Max Frisch
0.1. The Nature and Importance of Humor 0.2. Objective and Scope of the Book |
0.4. Cultural Diversity of Humor
0.1. The Nature and Importance of Humor 0.2. Objective and Scope of the Book |
Global Variations:
Exploring the global landscape
of humor
in the "Comedy of Cultures" chapter, to
showcase the rich tapestry of humor styles, themes, and delivery methods
across different cultures.
Adaptation and Change:
This part highlights how humor
dynamically adapts to shifting cultural, technological, and societal
influences, reflecting the evolving nature of human societies.
Universal Humor:
Despite cultural variances,
certain humor elements are universally relatable, transcending cultural
boundaries to connect people through shared laughter, relief, and social
bonding.
"The most exciting phrase to hear in science,
the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...'"
Isaac Asimov
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"Humor in Science" covers the scientific
understanding of humor, including various theories explaining humor's
psychological underpinnings.
It delves into the cognitive and emotional aspects of laughter and humor,
their impact on mood, stress relief, mental health, and social bonding.
It also explores the neurology of humor, examining brain responses to
humor. Interesting case studies and experiments illustrate humor's functions in
health and education.
We emerge artificial intelligence in humor analysis and its therapeutic
potential in mental health treatment.
Theories of Humor: why and how are things funny? -With the relief theory of Freud to the superiority theory, the incongruity theory, and more, we examine the psychological underpinnings of humor.
Psychology of Laughter: Exploring the cognitive and emotional processes behind laughter and humor: how affects humor mood, relieves stress, and improves mental health, as well as and bonding?
Humor in Neurology: Investigating the neural pathways activated by humor - what happens in our brains when we find something funny, including the release of endorphins and the activation of various brain regions responsible for processing humor.
Humor Research: Presenting interesting case studies and experiments that reveal how humor functions, such as the impact of laughter therapy on various health conditions or the role of humor in educational settings to enhance learning and retention.
Future Research: Artificial intelligence does understand and generate humor, and will explore humor's therapeutic potential in mental health treatment.
After that appetizer, dear reader,
let's enjoy the main dish in four courses (A B C D) plus a savory dessert:
from
A Humor in Forms
to
E-Pilogue:
Before Midnight(!) I reset my clock to
Alphabetical Savings Time!
:-)
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Alphabetical Savings Time!
"Humor is an affirmation of dignity,
a declaration of man's superiority to all that befalls him."
Romain Gary
In "A. Kinds of Humor," the section provides an overview of what makes humor funny, in different forms of humor like puns, satire, slapstick, etc., the role of context in humor, and the psychological effects of laughter. Special focus is given to how humor varies among individuals and its role as a unifying or divisive force in society, plus mixed forms of humor.
Overview: This section can delve into the essence of what makes something funny, exploring theories of humor, its psychological impact, and its universal appeal.
Key Topics: Different forms of humor (puns, satire, slapstick, etc.), the role of context in humor, and the psychological effects of laughter.
Special Focus: How humor varies among individuals and how it can be both a unifying and divisive force in society.
Mixed forms: Of course, there are mixed forms of two or three kinds of humor!
"I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!"
"I'm reading a book on humor. It's impossible not to smile!"
A.11. Music - Symphony of Smiles A.12. Cabaret, Comedy and Comedians |
The following examples and categories encapsulate the playful and creative use of language in humor, demonstrating how puns and wordplay can be employed in various contexts to elicit laughter and amusement. Each category offers a unique angle on humor, from the simple play on sounds to the more complex interplay of meanings and contexts.
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A.1.1.3. Observational Word Play
A.1.1.5. Content-Related Examples
A.1.3.1. Misunderstood Metaphor & Humorous Simile
"A.1.1. Linguistic Jokes" delves into the artful manipulation of language for comedic effect, highlighting the creativity inherent in puns, wordplay, and linguistic nuances. From Shakespeare's clever use of language in his plays to modern-day humor that plays with the intricacies of words, this section explores how language can be a fertile ground for humor.
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Shakespeare was a master of incorporating puns and wordplay into his works, such as in "Much Ado About Nothing," "Twelfth Night," and "A Midsummer Night's Dream," where language not only served the plot but also added layers of humor through linguistic creativity.
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Pun:
"Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, but no atmosphere." — This pun plays on the double meaning of "atmosphere" to humorous effect, juxtaposing the culinary expectation with the literal absence of air.
"Atheism is a non-prophet organization." — A clever play on words that contrasts "prophet" with "profit," using phonetic similarity to create a humorous critique of religious and organizational structures.
Play on words:
"Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired!" — This joke creatively uses the phrase "two tired" to connect the concept of exhaustion with the physical reality of a bicycle having two tires.
"I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.
It's impossible to put down!"
Here, "impossible to put
down" cleverly refers both to the compelling nature of the book and
the literal defiance of gravity.
Play on groups of words:
"I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure." — A statement that amusingly contradicts itself, playing on the theme of indecision.
"I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised." This joke uses a literal description to create a visual pun, linking the act of drawing eyebrows with the expression of surprise.
"A.1.1.1. Homophonic Puns" focuses on wordplay that uses phonetic similarities between words with different meanings. Examples include a pun combining the concept of time flying with fruit flies, a play on "be" and "bee," a dentist joke involving different meanings of "floss," and a chemistry joke playing on the word "reaction." These examples demonstrate how homophonic puns create humor by exploiting the dual meanings of words that sound alike.
These play on words that sound the same but have different meanings, often relying on phonetic similarities.
"To bee or not to bee, that said the
beekeeper"
Plays on "be"
sounding like
"bee".
"I went to the dentist and he told me I
need to floss more. I said, 'You floss?'"
Plays on "floss"
as dental thread and "floss" as to dance
awkwardly.
"I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction."
Plays on
"reaction"
as both a chemical process and a response from the audience.
"To write with a broken pencil is pointless." This simple pun plays on "pointless" as both lacking a point (in a literal, physical sense for a pencil) and being futile or without purpose.
"Time
flies
like an
arrow. Fruit
flies
like a
banana."
This pun cleverly uses the word
"flies" in two different contexts: first, to
describe the swift passage of time, and second, to refer to the behavior of
fruit flies, a type of insect, towards bananas. Additionally, the phrase
plays on the double meaning of "fruit flies" as
both the action of fruit flying metaphorically and the noun referring to the
insects attracted to fruit, creating a humorous juxtaposition and a
surprising twist.
Let's explores the humorous use of words that have different meanings but the same pronunciation, often leading to clever and unexpected twists in meaning. Examples include a pun on "clause" relating to Santa's helpers and sentence structure, a play on "moss" as a plant and a descriptor for a person, and a witty use of "case" referring to both a legal scenario and a physical container. These examples highlight the inventive nature of homographic puns, creating humor through the duality of word meanings.
These utilize words with multiple spellings but the same pronunciation.
"They say a rolling stone gathers no moss. But what if it's moss rolling?"
Plays on "moss"
both as a plant and as a slow, unproductive person.
"The carpenter’s tools were stolen. It was a
case of grand larceny."
A play on "case"
as both a legal term and a container for tools.
"Santa’s helpers are known as subordinate
clauses."
Puns on the double meaning of
"clause" (both Santa's helpers and parts of a
sentence).
A.1.1.3. Observational Word Play
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Here we delve into humor derived from everyday life observations. It includes puns and jokes that play on common experiences, often using wordplay or literal interpretations to create humor. These jokes often rely on unexpected connections or twists, adding a layer of wit to the observations of daily life. The humor in this category is typically grounded in relatable situations, making it widely accessible and enjoyable.
These involve puns, jokes, or wordplay based on witty observations about everyday life, often relying on unexpected connections or twists.
"My brain is like a browser; it has too
many tabs open and nothing is getting done."
The last part highlights the struggle to complete
anything due to the
mental overload and constant
switching between tasks.
"Give peas a chance!"
To parody John Lennon's
famous "Give
peace a chance," adding humorous
absurdity.
"I love to talk in metaphors. It's the
spice of life!"
It playfully connects two unrelated ideas
("talking in metaphors" and "spice
of life") through
the double meaning of "spice" (both
flavor and excitement).
"I told my doctor I broke my arm in two
places. He told me to stop going to those places."
The humor arises from the literal interpretation
of "places" where the injury occurred.
This is a form of humor where the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected, leading to a reinterpretation of the first part. It includes examples that use ironic situations, unexpected twists, and humorous reinterpretations of common phrases. This style of humor often involves a play on words and clever misdirection, leading to a humorous and unexpected conclusion.
Misdirection: A figure of speech where the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected, which causes the reader or listener to reframe or reinterpret the first part.
"I bought a self-help book on
procrastination. I'll get around to reading it someday."
It uses humor to acknowledge an ironic situation
(buying a book on procrastination but procrastinating on reading it) through
a play on words.
"I asked the librarian if the library had
any books on paranoia. She whispered, 'They're right behind you!'"
The unexpected twist at the end ("They're right
behind you!") reinterprets the initial question and creates humor through
surprise.
"I'm not sure what's wrong with my vacuum
cleaner. It just keeps staring at me."
Observational: It highlights the absurdity of the
situation with a touch of surreal humor. Or to Personification: Attributing
human characteristics to an inanimate object ("staring") is the key comedic
element here.
"I haven’t slept for ten days, because that
would be too long."
The twist reinterprets the initial setup about
insomnia into a joke about the duration of sleep.
A.1.1.5. Content-Related examples
This chapter covers humor related to specific themes like food, animals, occupations, and technology. It includes puns, double entendres, and wordplay in these areas. Food-related humor often uses puns involving cooking or eating. Animal humor might involve puns or anthropomorphism. Occupational humor uses wordplay related to various professions. Technology humor often plays on terms related to gadgets and their functionalities. Each category brings a unique flavor to linguistic jokes, drawing on familiar contexts for comedic effect.
Food:
These
involve humor based on puns, double entendres, or other wordplay related to food
and cooking.
"I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make
enough dough."
Plays on the literal and metaphorical meanings of
"dough": money and bread dough.
"My therapist told me to take things one
day at a time. So I only eat one M&M at a time... then I eat the whole bag."
Humorous exaggeration involving food with a
self-deprecating twist.
Animals:
These involve puns, metaphors, or other wordplay relating to animals and their characteristics.
"I told my cat to stop impersonating a
flamingo. He had to put his foot down."
Uses both anthropomorphism and a double entendre
based on "foot down": literally and figuratively.
"I saw a seagull at the beach and I asked
him, 'Can you tell me a joke?' He looked at me and said, 'What do you call a
fish with no eyes?' Fsh!'
Plays on the animal making a pun.
"My goldfish died. I guess it's finally
kicking the bucket."
A dark pun using animal idiom with unexpected
literal interpretation.
"Animals may be our friends. But they won’t pick you up at the airport." (Bobcat Goldthwait)
Occupation:
These
hinge on puns, jokes, or wordplay related to specific professions or
occupations.
"Electricians have to strip to make ends
meet."
Plays on the double meaning of "strip" (remove
clothing and remove wire insulation) in the context of an electrician's
work.
"I can't believe I lost my job as a mime.
You would think I'd be good at keeping things quiet."
Plays on the profession's silence and a common
idiom)
"I tried to catch fog this morning. I mist."
Double entendre on "mist"
as fog and as failing to understand something, related to weatherman
occupation.
Technology:
"I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now."
Plays on "syncing/sinking" as related to
technology and the historical event.
Old age:
Looking 50 is great if you’re 60. ~Joan Rivers
Age is a high price to pay for maturity. ~Tom Stoppard
Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician. ~Author Unknown
When I was a kid, the Dead Sea was only sick. ~After George Burns
You’re only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely. ~Ogden Nash
Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative. ~Maurice Chevalier
You know you’re getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It’s like, “See if you can blow this out.” ~Jerry Seinfeld
Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving. ~Author Unknown
A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, ‘“At my age, I don’t even buy green bananas.” ~Claude Pepper
He’s so old that when he orders a three-minute egg, they ask for the money upfront. ~George Burns
True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. ~Kurt Vonnegut
There is no pleasure worth forgoing just for an extra three years in the geriatric ward. ~John Mortimer
You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred. ~Woody Allen
As you get older, three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two. ~Sir Norman Wisdom
I don’t do alcohol anymore. I can get the same effect just by standing up fast. ~Author Unknown
None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm. ~Henry David Thoreau
Talk about getting old. I was getting dressed, and a peeping tom looked in the window, took a look, and pulled down the shade. ~Joan Rivers
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest. ~Larry Lorenzoni
If I’d known I was going to live this long, I’d have taken better care of myself. ~Author Unknown
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Now we examine the art of combining multiple humor elements in a single pun. This includes blending technical humor with wordplay, irony with absurdity, and creating complex jokes that employ double meanings, irony, and self-deprecating humor. The examples showcase how the fusion of different comedic styles can create layered and sophisticated humor, appealing to a broad range of tastes and preferences.
The fine art of using two or more humor elements in the same pun:
Simple examples:
Time Travel Twist:
"I started a band called 1023 MB. We haven’t got a gig yet."
Combines technical
humor (Giga)
and Wordplay (colloquial "gig").
Diet Duality:
"I'm reading a book on
anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down." Combines wordplay with irony: as
the book’s subject matter humorously influences its perceived physical
properties.
Mindful Musing:
"I told the doctor I felt like a
deck of cards. He told me to sit and he'd deal with me later." Combines
absurdity with wordplay: using a card
game metaphor to describe a psychological state.
Dark
humor:
"I wasn't originally going to get a brain
transplant, but then I changed my mind." Combines Absurdity and Wordplay: Using
the serious topic of a brain transplant; the
statement's initial casualness makes the punch line even more unexpected
with Absurdity: changing
one's mind about such a radical procedure(!).Wordplay on
"mind," suggesting the speaker changed their opinion, not their entire
brain.
Complex Examples: with 3 and 4 elements:
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"I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it."
Double meaning:
This joke plays on the double meaning of
"seafood" as both dietary restriction and any food
related to the sea. The speaker pretends to follow a specific
diet based on seafood, but subverts the expectation by revealing it's
actually an excuse to eat anything related to the water.
Irony:
There's also a layer of irony,
as a true seafood diet wouldn't include non-seafood items. The speaker
intentionally misinterprets the diet for
humorous effect.
Self-deprecating humor:
Finally, the joke hints at the speaker's lack of
willpower or dietary discipline, making it
relatable for anyone who struggles with healthy eating.
"I finally got my head around time travel. It's confusing, but eventually, you get used to it."
Humorous Paradox:
Mastering
the mechanics of time travel, and the figurative sense of grasping its
broader paradoxes: accepting the confusion as
unavoidable, implying that time travel's
mind-bending nature is permanent.
Aspects of Acceptance of
complexity:
time travel may be impossible, yet one can learn
to navigate its confusing nature.
Irony of
self-deception:
accepting the confusion, even if it's a comforting illusion of
understanding.
Sarcastic commentary:
on the absurdity of
time travel concepts. By "get used to" the
confusion, the speaker highlights the inherent ridiculousness of the
idea.
I don’t normally tell Dad jokes, but when I do, he always laughs.
"Double Entendre" explores phrases with two meanings, using wordplay and ambiguity to create humor. These phrases often have a literal interpretation and a more hidden, suggestive meaning. The section showcases various examples, from garden-related humor to occupational wordplay. It highlights the cleverness of language and the joy of uncovering hidden meanings, making double entendres a testament to the playful nature of linguistic humor. This form of humor adds a layer of sophistication and wit, inviting audiences to appreciate the intricacy and inventiveness of language.
Quite typical are phrases with two meanings, one literal and one suggestive: Double entendres involve phrases that offer two interpretations – one usually straightforward and the other carrying a more hidden, often humorous or suggestive meaning. They often rely on wordplay, including homophones or ambiguous phrasing, to create a dual meaning.
Ambiguous Praise:
"He was a renowned philanderer, always looking for
his next big break." This joke uses the dual
meaning of "break" to humorously intertwine a
philanderer's romantic escapades with the concept of a career breakthrough.
Gardener's Pride:
"She’s an avid gardener. I guess you could
say she’s really outstanding in her field."
Here, "outstanding in her field" cleverly
refers both to her gardening prowess and
her physical presence in
the garden.
Barbershop Wit:
"He’s a cut above the rest in the
barbershop choir." This phrase merges
haircutting and musical performance, using "a
cut above" to play on the barber's
skill and the singer's
talent.
Double entendres add a layer of sophistication and wit to humor, inviting the audience to enjoy the cleverness of language and the joy of uncovering the hidden meaning. They are a testament to the playful and inventive nature of linguistic humor. Here are some more examples - enjoy them, dear reader! :-)
Examples:
"Did you see my new shoes? They're knot bad!"
(s.
A.1.1.6.) "not"
and "knot": instead of saying "not bad," they
say "knot bad," playing on the double meaning of "knot" as both a type of
shoe closure and a negative term. With misdirection: The
initial setup leads the listener to believe the speaker will simply
compliment their shoes. However, the unexpected twist with "knot" subverts
the expectation and creates humor.
"My therapist told me to take things one
day at a time. So I only eat one M&M at a time... then I eat the whole bag."
While being instructed to take things one step at
a time, the speaker attempts to follow it literally by eating one M&M at a
time, but ultimately succumbs to their desire and devours the entire bag;
amplified by the speaker's awareness of their own inability to truly follow
the therapist's advice. This self-deprecating humor resonates with listeners
who can relate to similar struggles with moderation and discipline.
"I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat
it."
on "seafood" meaning both underwater
animals and any food you can see.
"I used to be a baker because I kneaded
dough."
This phrase plays on the dual meaning
of "kneaded" – both as the process of making bread and
the need or requirement for money ("dough"
being a slang term for money).
"We're having a staff meeting, but it's
nothing to stick around for."
This example uses the word "staff,"
which can mean both a group of employees and a long stick, creating a pun that
adds a playful dimension to a mundane announcement.
"The new elevator operator has his ups and
downs."
Here, the phrase plays on the literal
function of an elevator moving up and down, while also suggesting the
operator’s fluctuating moods or fortunes.
"She’s an electrician, so she knows how to
conduct herself."
In this example, "conduct"
has a double meaning – referring both to electrical conduction and to one's
behavior, creating a clever play on words related to the electrician's
profession.
"This garden is growing on me – especially
the mushroom."
The phrase plays on the double meaning of "growing
on me" as both developing a fondness for something and the literal
growth of a mushroom in a garden.
"Our window repair business is shattering
expectations."
Here, "shattering" is
used both in the sense of breaking glass and
exceeding (or breaking) expectations, making it
a witty commentary on the business’s success.
"The butcher is pretty cleaver with his
words."
This example uses a homophone, replacing "clever"
with "cleaver" (a tool used by butchers), to
create a pun that’s relevant to the butcher’s profession.
Let's analyze a more sophisticated modern stand-up example:
"I met a time traveler. I asked him about the future. He said it was about time someone did." This joke is a subtle double entendre, where "about time" plays on the theme of time travel and the expression's typical use to mean 'overdue.' It humorously juxtaposes the literal aspect of discussing 'time' with a time traveler and the idiom's conventional usage.
This 'Reflective Riddle' is a brilliant example of a double entendre involving the concept of time. A clever play on words that hinges on the multiple meanings of the phrase "about time." The humor arises from the unexpected intersection of the literal meaning with the thematic context of the joke:
The literal interpretation suggests the time traveler found it appropriate for someone to finally show interest in his knowledge. The play on "time," considering the speaker's time-traveling context, humorously combines the literal meaning with the thematic element of time travel, resulting in a witty twist. This example illustrates how language can be used humorously, especially with topics like time travel that naturally lend themselves to wordplay:
Literal Interpretation:
In a straightforward sense, "it
was about time someone did" suggests that the
time traveler felt it was overdue or appropriate for someone to ask about
the future. It's as if he was expecting or waiting for this question, and
he's acknowledging that finally, someone has shown interest in what he knows
about the future.
Play on "Time":
The humor in this sentence comes from the wordplay involving "time."
Since the speaker is a time traveler, any reference to "time" carries a
double meaning. Here, "about time"
doesn't just refer to the appropriateness of
the timing of the question but also plays on the concept of time travel.
It's a pun that combines the literal meaning of "about time" with the
thematic element of time travel, creating a
humorous twist.
Here we discuss words created by blending two existing words to form new terms. These portmanteaus often encapsulate complex concepts or trends in a concise and witty manner. Examples include "brunch," "frenemy," "guesstimate," "infomercial," and "mockumentary." Each example reflects the blend of different concepts or functionalities, demonstrating the inventiveness and evolution of language in capturing new ideas or cultural phenomena.
Words created by blending existing words: Portmanteaus combine parts of multiple words to create new terms that encapsulate complex concepts or trends in a concise and often witty manner. They are particularly popular in modern language as a way to describe new ideas or cultural phenomena.
"Brunch" (Breakfast
+ Lunch):
A meal that combines elements of
breakfast and lunch, typically enjoyed late in the morning. It's a popular
term for a leisurely meal that spans the typical time of both meals.
"Frenemy" (Friend
+ Enemy):
A person with whom one is
friendly despite underlying conflict or rivalry. The term captures the
complex relationship that is neither entirely friendly nor openly hostile.
"Guesstimate" (Guess
+ Estimate):
An informal estimate made
without using precise data, combining elements of a guess and a more
informed estimate. It implies a rough calculation that’s more intuitive than
based on detailed data.
"Infomercial" (Information
+ Commercial):
A television
commercial that presents a lot of information about a product, often in the
form of a mini TV show. This term reflects the blend of providing
information and advertising a product.
"Mockumentary" (Mock
+ Documentary):
A type of movie or television
show depicting fictional events but presented as a documentary. These are
often used for comedic purposes, presenting outrageous or absurd situations
in a serious, documentary format.
"Motel" (Motor
+ Hotel):
A type of hotel designed for
motorists, usually with parking space for motor vehicles. Originating as a
convenient stop for long-distance drivers, the term reflects the combination
of 'motor' and 'hotel.'
"Snaccident" (Snack
+ Accident):
A snack eaten accidentally:
"Staycation" (Stay
+ Vacation):
A vacation spent at
home.
"Workaholic" (Work + Alcohol): Someone is addicted to work.
"Spork" (Spoon
+ Fork):
A hybrid form of cutlery that
combines the functions of a spoon and a fork. Useful for various types of
meals, it exemplifies the practical combination of two utensils.
Each of these examples illustrates how portmanteaus can succinctly and cleverly combine concepts, often adding a layer of humor or novelty. They are a testament to the playful and evolving nature of language, reflecting cultural trends, technological advancements, and societal changes.
"Spoonerism" covers the humorous switching of initial sounds in words or phrases, often leading to amusing and whimsical outcomes. It involves swapping consonants or sounds, creating an unexpected twist in meaning. Examples range from simple mix-ups like "shake a tower" instead of "take a shower," to more complex narrative spoonerisms in stories or jokes. These playful linguistic switches often result in a humorous reinterpretation of familiar phrases or concepts, highlighting the creativity and fun inherent in language.
Playful switching of
initial sounds of words. Play on words in which corresponding consonants,
vowels, or morphemes are switched between two words in a phrase.
Spoonerisms
typically involve swapping the initial consonants or
sounds of two words. For example, "best seat" becomes "set beast." The
switch usually happens at the very beginning of the words, rather
than involving entire syllables.
"Go
and shake a tower"
("take
a shower").
"If
you have a 'bass ackward' moment, it's a sign you're probably walking
forward in life!"
("ass backward").
The Botched Broadcast:
A news anchor attempts to say "a
lack of pies" but accidentally proclaims "a
pack of lies," leading
to an unintended editorial comment on the news story.
The
Misguided Musician:
A musician tries to introduce his "funky
beat," but instead, he mentions his "bunky
feet," adding an
unintended comedic twist to his performance.
The key to a spoonerism is that the swap creates a humorous or whimsical effect due to the unexpected change in sound, which often leads to a change in meaning as well. This wordplay focuses on the initial sounds, creating a playful twist on familiar phrases or words. Spoonerism often are One-Liners!
Examples:
Jingle Spoonerism:
Humorous form of Miscommunication:
"It
is kisstomary to cuss the bride."
It plays on a well-known phrase, switching the
sounds of "kiss" and "cuss", changing
the traditional and loving act of kissing to the shock of the unexpected
vulgarity and the absurdity of the situation.
Whimsical Wordplay:
"It's better to be overworked than
to be worked over!" This example humorously
switches the sounds in the phrase, changing the meaning and creating a
playful commentary on work life.
Playful Miscommunication:
"You have hissed all my mystery lectures and were caught fighting
a liar in the quad; having tasted two worms, you will
leave by the next town drain." (down the
drain). This classic example attributed to Spooner himself humorously
transposes elements of the phrase, leading to a nonsensical yet amusing
result.
Narrative Spoonerisms
Longer stories or jokes where many of the words are humorously transposed.
Mistaken Meal:
I ordered a nice, juicy piece
of steak, but the waiter brought me a plate of bleating cakes. 'I
think you misunderstood,' I insisted, 'I want beef, not bleep!' The
waiter's face flushed. 'My apologies, sir,' he stammered, 'I must have
misheard. Here's your beast!' This time, I got a whole roasted
toast... on a bed of mashed shrooms. ["bleating
cakes" instead of "piece of steak"; "beef, not bleep" which humorously
switches the initial sounds "beast" for "steak"; "roasted toast" for
"toasted roast"; "mashed shrooms" for "mashed mushrooms"]
Misinterpreted Movie:
My friend dragged me to a horror movie, promising spine-tingling chills. But
all I saw was a mild-mannered tiller singing, followed by a thrilling
scene of a billowing choot. Confused, I nudged my friend. 'Isn't
this supposed to be scary?' I whispered. 'Shh!' she hissed, 'The villain's
about to make his , ' In the end, the only chills I got were from the
ice-cold cream I spilled on myself during the big fizzle. [A
more cryptic example! "tiller singing" could be a spoonerism for "singer
thrilling," though this is less clear-cut. "billowing choot" is a playful
swap for "chilling boot." "chilling billance" seems to be a spoonerism for
"billing chance" or "billowing chance," but it's a bit ambiguous... :-)]
"Malapropism and Related Humor" explores various forms of humor arising from the use of incorrect words or phrases, often leading to amusing misunderstandings. It includes malapropisms, misunderstood metaphors, humorous similes, backwards compliments, high-register word use, and double meanings. Each category plays on language in a unique way, using wordplay, irony, and sophisticated vocabulary to create humor. These forms often involve clever reinterpretations of phrases or the use of ambiguous language to achieve a comedic effect.
Using the wrong word in a sentence for humor.
"Her
cooking was atrocious. The potatoes were immaculate!"
Here, "immaculate" is
used incorrectly, as it describes something perfectly clean and flawless,
while the intended meaning is likely the opposite (overcooked or mushy). The
humor comes from the unexpected use of a high-register word to describe
something negative, creating a jarring juxtaposition.
A.1.5.1. Misunderstood Metaphor & Humorous Simile
Misunderstood: the recipient takes the simile literally or interprets it differently than intended, leading to humor.
Humorous simile: a comparison meant to be humorous, often exaggerated or absurd.
Misunderstood Metaphor:
"She said she was caught
between a rock and a hard place, so I suggested a jackhammer." This
illustrates a literal and humorous misinterpretation of a common metaphor.
Humorous Simile (1):
"He's as useful
as a chocolate teapot." The simile humorously
implies uselessness through an absurd and impractical comparison.
Humorous Simile (2):
"She was so nervous, her knees
felt like a bowl of Jell-O that had seen a blender." This
joke uses a humorous simile to exaggerate the speaker's nervousness.
Comparing shaky knees to Jell-O in a blender creates a vivid and hilarious
image of complete wobbliness and lack of stability. The absurdity of the
comparison adds to the humor, while the unexpected detail of "seeing
a blender" adds a layer of surprise.
Praising indirectly: disguising criticism as praise by highlighting negative aspects in a seemingly positive way, often combined with ironic elements (the intended meaning contradicts the literal words, creating humorous dissonance).
Ironic Compliment:
"Wow, your apartment is so...
unique! I've never seen anything quite like it before." This
is an example of a backhanded compliment, where the speaker praises
something by highlighting its negative qualities. Using "unique" as
a euphemism for strange or cluttered injects irony into the statement. The
humor comes from the discrepancy between the apparent compliment and the
underlying criticism, leaving the recipient unsure how to react.
Ironic Praise:
"You're really good at making
complicated things even more complicated!" This statement
humorously uses irony to 'compliment' someone's ability to complicate
matters, serving as a disguised critique.
Subtly Sarcastic Praise:
"Your new haircut is so brave! I could never be that bold." This
backhanded compliment humorously disguises criticism as admiration, using
irony to highlight the haircut’s boldness in a dubious manner.
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A.1.5.3. High-register Word Use
Using sophisticated vocabulary in a humorous context.
High-register:
"Her cooking
was atrocious. The potatoes were immaculate!" This
statement uses "immaculate" incorrectly,
as it describes something perfectly clean and flawless, while the intended
meaning is the opposite. The humor comes from the unexpected use of a
high-register word to describe poorly cooked food, creating a jarring
juxtaposition.
Sophisticated Vocabulary in Unusual Contexts:
"His attempt at fixing the car was an unparalleled odyssey of mechanical
exploration." The high-register language
humorously elevates a simple act of car repair to an epic adventure,
creating a comical mismatch between the language and the situation.
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Words or phrases with two possible meanings can lead to humorous misunderstandings or clever wordplay. This form of humor often relies on the audience recognizing both meanings for the full comedic effect to land.
Ambiguous Phrasing:
"He’s a cut above the rest in
the barbershop choir." This employs a double
entendre, humorously merging the context of haircutting with musical
performance.
Witty
Wordplay:
"She’s an avid gardener. I
guess you could say she’s really outstanding in her field." It
can refer to both a philanderer's search for new romantic conquests and a
career breakthrough, creating humor through the speaker's unintended
praise.
Dual meaning of
"outstanding in her field."
Philanderer's Ambition:
"He was a renowned philanderer, always
looking for his next big break." This joke
cleverly plays
on the double meaning of "break." While
a philanderer constantly seeks new romantic partners, the intended meaning
is likely a career breakthrough. The humor arises from the speaker's unwitting
praise of the philanderer's "dedication" to
his "passion," despite
its morally questionable nature.
"What is a free gift? Aren’t all gifts free?"
"Oxymoron" means the juxtaposition of contradictory ideas in phrases. It covers classic oxymorons that combine familiar opposing concepts, witty oxymorons with clever wordplay, and figurative oxymorons expressing complex emotions or ideas. These oxymorons often involve a playful or thought-provoking contrast of terms, highlighting the complexity and versatility of language.
Juxtaposition of contradictory ideas.
Classic Oxymorons:
These are well-known oxymorons that have been used for centuries and are easily recognizable. They often combine very familiar opposing concepts.
Act naturally:
A
common phrase urging someone to behave naturally, often used in situations
where acting naturally is inherently challenging.
Bittersweet:
A
mixed emotion blending joy and sadness.
Clearly confused:
An evident state of confusion, often used humorously to describe someone who
is certain about their uncertainty.
Deafening silence:
A paradox highlighting the absolute quietness that can feel overwhelming.
Jumbo shrimp:
A
playful contradiction, as shrimp are typically small crustaceans.
Living dead:
A
spooky image combining life and death, often used in fiction.
Open secret:
Something everyone knows while pretending it's a secret.
Organized Chaos:
This term is frequently used to describe situations where things appear
disorderly or chaotic but are actually in a state of order. It's a classic
because of its wide applicability in various contexts, from describing a
busy kitchen to a bustling office.
Painful Pleasure:
This oxymoron captures the complex nature of experiences that are both
enjoyable and uncomfortable at the same time. It's a classic because it
reflects a deep and often universal human experience.
Seriously
funny:
Describing something that is so humorous that it demands serious
recognition.
Witty Oxymorons:
These are clever and playful oxymorons that utilize wordplay or unexpected juxtapositions to create humor or surprise. They often involve less common word pairings.
Awfully good:
Something that is surprisingly excellent, playing on the dual meanings of "awfully."
Brief eternity:
A
short moment that feels like forever.
Earsplitting whisper:
A
quiet sound so intense it's deafening.
Lonely crowd:
Feeling isolated even surrounded by people.
Organized chaos:
A
system with surprising order within its apparent messiness.
Painful pleasure:
A
delicious torture, like spicy food or intense exercise.
Pretty ugly:
A
humorous juxtaposition often used to describe something that stands out for
its lack of aesthetic appeal.
Small crowd:
A group of people that is notably small, often used to describe gatherings
that are less populous than expected.
Figurative Oxymorons:
These oxymorons go beyond literal meanings and use language figuratively to express complex emotions or ideas. They often involve metaphors, similes, or personification.
Blind insight:
An intuitive understanding or perspective that seemingly comes without the
aid of observable evidence.
Frozen fire:
Passionate intensity held back by control.
Invisible ink:
A
hidden message revealed in plain sight.
Liquid stone:
Describing something that combines fluidity and rigidity, often used
metaphorically in poetry or descriptive writing.
Melting stone:
Something seemingly immovable gradually changing.
Smiling tears:
Expressing sadness with a forced smile.
Thunderous silence:
An overwhelming quiet filled with anticipation.
Whispering shout:
A powerful message delivered in a subtle manner, often used to describe
impactful yet understated communication.
Hidden in often used formulations:
"What is a free gift? Aren’t all gifts free?" Emphasizing the humorous observation on the unnecessary qualifiers in language.
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"Situational Irony" delves into humor arising from unexpected contrasts between expected outcomes and actual events. Examples include a teacher unintentionally plagiarizing during a lecture on plagiarism, a computer misinterpreting a user's request for a break, and a traffic cop getting a license suspension for unpaid tickets. Each example demonstrates the comedic effect of situations turning out contrary to what's anticipated, highlighting the unpredictability and amusement in everyday scenarios.
Each category captures a unique aspect of humor, providing a rich tapestry of how comedy can be employed in various contexts. Examples for each category aptly illustrate how these different forms of humor work, offering a wide range of comedic styles from the subtle to the overtly hilarious.
This type is characterized by a stark contrast between what is expected to happen and what actually occurs, often leading to unexpected and humorous outcomes.
A
teacher warns students about the dangers of plagiarism, only to accidentally
plagiarize a quote in their own lecture.
This
creates a humorous conflict between their advice and actions: the teacher,
while warning against plagiarism, inadvertently commits the same act.
"I
told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me
Kit-Kats."
This humorous statement plays on the dual meaning
of 'break', leading to an unexpected and ironic outcome: the speaker wants a
break from technology, but their computer misinterprets it as a desire for
snacks, highlighting the unintended consequences of our interactions with
technology.
Ordering hot chocolate on a scorching day.
The choice of a hot beverage when the weather is already
hot creates a humorous discrepancy between desire and practicality.
A
firefighter gets trapped in a burning building they were trying to
extinguish.
The audience's awareness of the firefighter's profession and the danger of
the situation adds suspense and irony to their predicament.
"A
traffic cop gets his license suspended for unpaid parking tickets."
The irony lies in a
law enforcer breaking the law he's supposed to uphold.
When the outcome of a situation is the opposite of what is expected or intended. When the audience knows the potential consequences of a character's actions, while the character remains oblivious.
"Anticlimax" means humor arising from a significant buildup that concludes with a mundane or underwhelming outcome. This type of humor plays on the contrast between heightened expectations and the reality of a disappointing finish, creating a comedic effect through the unexpected drop from excitement to banality. Examples include a much-anticipated reveal turning out to be something ordinary, like a sock drawer, or a well-prepared presentation being thwarted by technical issues. The humor lies in the gap between what is eagerly expected and what actually happens.
Disappointing Finish: The essence of anti-climax is building up significant anticipation, only to end in a mundane or underwhelming outcome, often leading to humor through the contrast between expectation and reality.
Building up to a big reveal, only to find it's a sock drawer.
Expectation: The build-up suggests something significant or exciting will be revealed, perhaps a hidden treasure or secret passage.
Anticlimax: The actual "big reveal" is a mundane and underwhelming object – a sock drawer. This sudden shift from high anticipation to a banal reality creates humor through disappointment.
Spending hours perfecting a presentation, only to have technical difficulties during the delivery.
Expectation: The speaker, having perfected their presentation, anticipates a successful and impactful delivery.
Anti-climax: Technical problems hinder the presentation, potentially spoiling the planned delivery and frustrating the speaker's efforts. This sudden obstacle creates a disconnect between expectation and execution, leading to an anti-climactic moment.
"Misunderstanding" focuses on humor arising from communication breakdowns, often involving literal interpretations, misinterpretations, or missing the intended meaning of language. These misunderstandings create comedic situations that highlight human error and the amusing aspects of flawed communication. Examples range from misinterpreting scientific facts for humor to mistaking strangers for celebrities, and from mishearing song lyrics to using foreign language phrases inappropriately. This type of humor showcases the endearing and laughable imperfections in everyday human interactions.
Comical Confusion: Misunderstandings, whether intentional or accidental, can lead to humorous situations. These often involve taking things literally, misinterpreting language, or missing the intended meaning, resulting in comedic scenarios that highlight human error and the amusing side of communication breakdowns.
"Why
don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!"
The humor relies on the literal interpretation of
"make up everything." While atoms indeed form the basis of matter, the
speaker misinterprets it as distrust because atoms "lie" about their true
compositions.
Mistaking a stranger for a celebrity.
This can lead
to a series of humorous interactions, predicated on the disparity between
the ordinary individual's actual identity and the assumed celebrity persona.
The humor unfolds as the person continues to be treated as someone they are
not, often leading to a series of escalating and comical misunderstandings.
Misinterpreting a text message and
sending an embarrassing response.
The humor
here arises not just from the initial misinterpretation but from the
cascading effects of the response—often revealing personal details or
assumptions that were not meant to be shared, and the subsequent realization
and reaction to the mistake.
Mishearing song lyrics and
confidently singing the wrong words.
This type of misunderstanding can be especially amusing when the
misheard lyrics are absurd or nonsensical in the context of the song.
Misunderstanding a foreign language
phrase and using it inappropriately.
The humor often comes from the unintentional but humorous
situations that arise when the speaker believes they are saying one thing,
but the words have a very different meaning to native speakers.
Misunderstandings in humor often reflect the delicate and sometimes flawed nature of human communication, which can result in situations that are as endearing as they are laughable. They remind us of our own imperfections in a light-hearted way, allowing us to laugh at the silliness of everyday life.
My grandfather is hard of hearing. He needs to read lips.
"Absurdity" examines humor derived from illogical or nonsensical scenarios that defy reason and common sense. This form of humor creates laughter through unpredictability and the juxtaposition of the ordinary with the bizarre, highlighting the comedic value in the absurd. Examples include wearing unconventional items as clothing, attempting futile tasks, and engaging in irrational behavior. Absurd humor celebrates the joy in unexpected and outlandish situations.
Comical Confusion: Absurdity involves situations, statements, or actions that defy reason or common sense, leading to humor through their sheer unpredictability and deviation from normal expectations. This form of humor tickles the funny bone by juxtaposing the ordinary with the nonsensical, creating a landscape where the rules of logic do not apply.
Wearing a colander as a hat.
The choice of
a kitchen utensil, typically used for straining food, as headwear flies in
the face of convention, creating a visual gag that’s as bizarre as it is
whimsical.
Trying to push a rope.
The futility and impracticality of pushing a limp, flexible object like a
rope is an exercise in the ridiculous, highlighting the comedic value in
attempting the impossible.
"I
have a split personality," said Tom, being Frank.
This joke relies on wordplay and the absurdity of a person claiming to have
a split personality and then introducing themselves as another identity. The
pun on "being Frank" serves as a literal and
figurative twist that underscores the absurdity.
Arguing with
inanimate objects.
The idea of a person engaging in a heated debate with something that cannot
respond is a scenario that defies logic, underscoring human irrationality.
A sign at a
swimming pool saying "Swimming is
forbidden in the absence of water."
Such an obvious statement is rendered humorous by its redundancy,
underscoring a comical attempt at regulation.
"Why did the
half-blind man fall into a well? Because he couldn't see that well!"
This joke plays on the double meaning of "well,"
blending the absurdity of the situation with a pun.
Absurd humor allows us to explore the limits of our understanding and find joy in the unexpected and the strange. It's a celebration of the imagination’s power to subvert the everyday and turn the mundane into a source of endless amusement.
Let's explore the humor style characterized by exaggerated physical actions and mishaps. Rooted in the Italian Commedia dell'arte, slapstick involves visual gags, often without dialogue. Classic performers like Charlie Chaplin and Buster Keaton exemplified this style, which continues in modern entertainment through films like "Home Alone" and "The Hangover" series. Slapstick's universal appeal lies in its playful, exaggerated portrayal of physical comedy and human clumsiness.
Physical Folly: Slapstick humor is an art form that revels in exaggerated, boisterous actions and slapstick comedy, often involving accidents and physical mishaps. This style of humor is universally communicative, relying on visual gags and physicality rather than dialogue.
Someone slipping on a banana peel. This classic comedy bit, while simple, leverages the suddenness and the slapstick staple of a fall to elicit a quick laugh. The humor is visual and doesn't rely on dialogue, making it universally understood and appreciated. The image of someone slipping on a banana peel captures the essence of slapstick: it's a universally recognizable piece of physical comedy that plays on timing and the suddenness of the fall.
Historical Roots:
In the deep history of
slapstick,
we can trace its lineage back to the Italian
Commedia dell'arte
and the literal
"battacio"
or
"slap stick"
— a prop designed to produce a
comical sound
of impact. This form of comedy laid the groundwork for what would become a
staple in vaudeville
and stage performances around the world.
Famous Slapstick Performers:
Let's appreciate the iconic slapstick performers such as Charlie Chaplin,
whose tramp character artfully blended heartfelt sentiment with masterful
physical comedy,
and Buster Keaton,
whose stoic expression and intricate stunts captivated audiences.
The Three Stooges
also brought slapstick comedy
to new heights with their synchronized and outlandish
physical routines.
Modern Examples:
Slapstick humor has evolved and remains a beloved part of modern
entertainment.
Movies like
"Home Alone,"
which features elaborate traps and falls, or the humorous situations in
"The Hangover"
series, showcase slapstick's
lasting appeal. Television comedies
continue to incorporate
slapstick elements,
ensuring the legacy of this comedic form lives on.
Slapstick's charm lies in its ability to make us laugh at the misadventures and misfortunes of others in a harmless and exaggerated fashion. It is a form of comedy that reminds us of the joy of play and the humor in human clumsiness.
Here we discuss clowns' role in comedy, known for their vivid makeup and outlandish costumes. The section traces their evolution from traditional circuses to modern performances, highlighting key figures and techniques in clowning. Clowns use physical comedy, props, and exaggerated actions to entertain, with their cultural impact varying across different societies. This exploration reflects clowning as both a comedic art form and a performance art, showcasing its rich history and diverse applications.
Clown Antics:
Clowns, recognized by their vivid makeup and outlandish costumes, have a storied tradition of bringing laughter through physical comedy and exaggerated actions. Their performances, filled with pratfalls, mock conflicts, and a range of slapstick humor, have been a staple of circuses and entertainment for centuries.
A clown tripping over their own oversized shoes is a classic example of clown humor, playing on the physical comedy that is central to the clowning tradition.
Evolution of Clowning:
Trace the evolution of clown performances
from traditional circuses to modern interpretations.
The evolution
of clowning has seen the role of the clown change from the classic harlequin
in the Commedia dell'arte to the circus clown we know today, and into new
forms of performance art. Figures like
Joseph Grimaldi,
who is considered the father of modern clowning, have left an indelible mark
on the craft, while contemporary performers like
Slava Polunin
have taken clowning to new artistic heights with shows like
"Slava's Snowshow."
Clowning Techniques:
The art of clowning employs a wide array of techniques and props to engage
and amuse audiences. These range from
the classic red nose
and exaggerated makeup,
which help to amplify expressions, to the use of
props
like squirt flowers,
balloon animals,
and slapstick,
which are intrinsic to the clown's
comedic arsenal.
Cultural Impact:
Clowns hold a unique place in entertainment across different cultures.
In some, they are beloved figures of
joy and humor, while in others, they
have a more nuanced role, sometimes even seen in a more
eerie or melancholic
light. This duality adds depth to the character of the clown, reflecting the
varied human emotions that they can evoke.
The rich tapestry of clown history, techniques, and their cultural significance, sheds light on the multifaceted nature of clowning as both a form of comedy and a performing art.
"Mishap" examines the humor found in unforeseen and often embarrassing events. These mishaps, though inconvenient at the moment, often become amusing stories over time, resonating due to their universality and the human capacity to find humor in errors. From kitchen disasters to hair-dyeing gone wrong, mishaps connect us through shared experiences of unintended consequences. The section also discusses the role of timing in both the occurrence and recounting of these incidents, enhancing their comedic appeal.
Humorous Accidents: Mishaps, in their essence, are those unforeseen events that carry an intrinsic humor due to their sheer unexpectedness and the human capacity to find levity in error. These incidents, though perhaps inconvenient or embarrassing when they occur, often transform into amusing anecdotes over time.
An incident like accidentally dyeing one's hair green instead of blue: this becomes a humorous situation and a comical tale, especially when enough time has passed to allow for a light-hearted perspective on the blunder.
Setting the oven on fire while trying to bake cookies: the mishap of setting the oven on fire while attempting to bake cookies might initially induce panic, but later it becomes a staple story of one's culinary adventures—or misadventures.
Relatable Humor:
The reason mishaps resonate so well as humor is their universality;
everyone has had those moments of unintended consequence. This shared human
experience, of plans going comically awry, creates a connection through
laughter and the acknowledgment that no one is immune to the occasional
slip-up.
Famous Mishaps:
Certain mishaps have gained almost a mythic status,
whether it's the retelling of a classic scene from a beloved
sitcom,
a blooper
from a movie set that has made its way to the audience, or a real-life
incident involving well-known personalities that has been shared and
reshaped into a humorous legend.
The Role of Timing:
The comedic potential of a mishap is often
critically dependent on timing—both
in the moment of the occurrence and in its retelling. The spontaneity of the
event combined with the timing of the subsequent recounting can greatly
influence the level of humor perceived by an audience.
Examining the humorous side of mishaps highlights the lighter aspects of human error and the shared joy found in the collective experience of life's unexpected turns.
A.2.8. Cultural Misunderstanding
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"Cultural Misunderstanding" discusses humor emerging from the meeting of different cultural norms, language nuances, and expectations. This type of humor thrives on misinterpretations and misunderstandings that cross cultural boundaries. Examples include humorous incidents from language translations and cultural practices, such as a traveler encountering amusing translations or an American businessman navigating greeting customs in Japan. These situations underscore our common humanity and the universal language of humor in bridging cultural gaps.
Cross-Cultural Humor:
Understanding and laughter often go hand in hand, and nowhere is this more evident than in the realm of cross-cultural humor. This type of humor emerges from the intersection of diverse cultural norms, language nuances, and the array of human expectations. It thrives on the varied interpretations that arise from these differences, often leading to comical misinterpretations and delightful misunderstandings that transcend language barriers and cultural boundaries.
This clash of perspectives creates humor:
Through unintentional and unexpected meaning.
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Examples:
Real-life scenarios or famous movie scenes that highlight humorous cultural
misunderstandings...
Language
Differences:
Misinterpretations often arise from direct translations, which might be
technically correct but culturally or contextually off.
Cultural Norms
and Practices:
Humor can arise from unfamiliarity or differences in cultural practices and
norms.
Consider the tale of a traveler in Beijing... who, upon checking into their hotel, was handed a brochure promising an experience where "Our wines leave you nothing to hope for." This peculiar phrase, meant to assure guests of unparalleled quality, ironically flips in translation to suggest a lack of anything desirable—a charming blunder that elicits chuckles from English-speaking guests.
These linguistic mix-ups are just
the tip of the iceberg:
Picture a scene from a popular film where an American
businessman offers a firm handshake to a Japanese partner, only to receive a
bow in return. The ensuing awkwardness, as each tries to adopt the
other's greeting method, provides a lighthearted look at the dance of
intercultural interaction.
Similarly, humor often bubbles up
from the direct translations of phrases that are technically correct but
culturally jarring:
For example, the literal translation of a common idiom
might leave native speakers bemused
when the foreign rendition misses the mark of cultural appropriateness or
common usage.
Furthermore, cultural norms and
practices are a fertile ground for humor.
The way different cultures approach dining etiquette, punctuality, or even
the celebration of holidays can lead to amusing scenarios. Imagine the
confusion—and subsequent laughter—when a foreign
visitor, trying to be polite, mistakenly applies a custom out of context,
like clinking glasses with every single person at a large toast, or
mispronounces a local dish in a way that gives it an entirely new,
unintended meaning.
These instances of cultural misunderstanding serve as gentle reminders of our diverse world. They encourage us to look at our customs from an outsider's perspective, often leading to moments of shared laughter that highlight our common humanity. Through humor, we find a universal language that helps bridge the gap between cultures, fostering understanding and connection in the most delightful ways.
"Everyday Situations" explores humor derived from ordinary life. It involves keen observation of mundane events, revealing their inherent absurdity, irony, or quirkiness. The comedy in everyday humor is relatable, stemming from familiar scenarios in settings like workplaces or family gatherings. It often includes observational humor and can serve as subtle social commentary, reflecting societal norms and behaviors. This type of humor resonates widely as it articulates shared human experiences.
Relatable Humor: Finding humor in everyday life hinges on the keen observation of the mundane, often unveiling the absurdity, irony, or unexpected quirks of daily experiences. The comedy arises from recognizing the humor in familiar, everyday occurrences and the shared experiences of ordinary life.
"Yesterday, I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road. I asked him, 'What’s the word on the street?'"
This joke turns an ordinary mishap into a pun, connecting the literal image of letters on the street with the idiomatic expression about popular news or rumors.
The question "What's the word on the street?" juxtaposes a common phrase against an unusual yet mundane event, creating a surprising and humorous twist that is instantly relatable.
Variety of
Scenarios:
Expanding the range of everyday situations adds depth, pulling in
diverse settings such as the workplace, family gatherings, or public spaces,
each offering its own unique brand of humor derived from the typical
interactions and scenarios that unfold within these environments.
Observational
Humor:
Highlighting comedians who specialize in observational humor sheds
light on the craft of extracting wit from the ordinary. These humorists have
a talent for articulating shared experiences in a way that resonates and
amuses, turning everyday observations into a source of widespread amusement.
Social
Commentary:
Everyday humor often doubles as a subtle critique of societal norms or
behaviors. It reflects on the cultural milieu, offering insights that
are both humorous and thought-provoking, encouraging us to laugh while also
pondering the idiosyncrasies of our social constructs.
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"Witty Observation" means humor arising from sharp, insightful comments on life, people, and situations. It often involves clever wordplay or a twist on common phrases, offering humor that's both intelligent and relatable. Examples range from humorous takes on dieting to perceptive comments on parenting, social situations, and technological advancements. This type of humor captivates through its blend of wit and observation, providing amusing yet thoughtful perspectives on everyday experiences.
Insightful Humor: Witty observations involve clever remarks about life, people, or situations, often incorporating wordplay or a twist on common phrases to create humor that is both intelligent and relatable. Humor relies on clever and insightful observations about life and human behavior. It often involves wordplay, puns, or unexpected twists on familiar expressions.
Seafood diet:
The quip "I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I
eat it"
takes a familiar term and spins it, using homophony to deliver a punchline
that is self-deprecating and relatable to anyone who has ever struggled with
strict eating habits. Witty observations can elevate humor by adding
intelligence and surprise to common experiences.
Parenting:
Parenting humor often lies in the paradoxes and unexpected truths of raising
children.
"If you want your children to listen, try talking
softly to someone else."
- Accidental, these occur
naturally in speech
and often lead to amusing situations.
- Deliberate, used by
comedians and writers
for a humorous effect.
It's a wry nod to the often contrary nature of children, made humorous by
its
understated truth.
Social Observation:
"The road to
success is always under construction."
This witticism humorously comments on the ongoing, often challenging
nature of achieving success.
It
cleverly acknowledges the perpetual and often arduous journey of striving
for success, playing on the literal idea of road construction to
metaphorically describe the continuous work and frequent obstacles on the
path to achievement.
Technological Twist:
"My smart phone has enough memory to be resentful."
anthropomorphizes a gadget, attributing it with
the human-like ability to harbor resentment due to its vast storage
capacity. It's a modern twist that humorously comments on the
ever-increasing capabilities of technology and how
they might mirror human traits.
These examples of witty observations showcase how humor can stem from sharp, perceptive comments on various aspects of life, from the mundane to the complex, providing a clever and often humorous reflection of our world.
"The task of
comics is to elicit laughs as directly and as fast as possible.
They generally do this most effectively when ensuring
they keep within the mental competence of the typical audience member."
Prof. Robin Dunbar
A.11. Music - Symphony of Smiles A.12. Cabaret, Comedy and Comedians |
"Verbal Humor" explores humor that arises from wordplay and unexpected linguistic turns, often manifested in one-liners or short jokes. It demonstrates how various techniques like wordplay, irony, and juxtaposition can be effectively used in verbal humor. The humor often comes from a surprising twist or the literal interpretation of a figurative statement. These techniques, combined with relatable themes, create a rich landscape of comedic expression where language is playfully manipulated for humor.
A.3.1.6. Absurdist and Nonsensical Jokes
A.3.1.7. Political and Social Commentary Jokes
Simple wordplay and unexpected turns, often as One-liner or Short Joke, can create effective verbal humor, especially when combined with relatable themes and clever delivery. The humor in this one-liner comes from a combination of several techniques:
The following subtypes and examples further illustrate the breadth and depth of verbal humor techniques, showcasing how wordplay, irony, exaggeration, and other linguistic tools can be employed for comedic effect. Each example offers a glimpse into the rich and varied world of humor, where language is not just a tool for communication but a playground for wit and creativity!
This joke is used as motto of this book:
"I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug." :-) :-) :-)
Unexpected Turn:
The speaker starts
with a seemingly positive and supportive
statement, encouraging their wife to embrace her mistakes. The listener
might anticipate words of comfort or acceptance.
Wordplay:
The punch line relies on the double meaning of "embrace." While
the speaker likely intended it figuratively, as accepting and learning
from past errors, the wife interprets it literally, resulting in a
physical hug.
Juxtaposition:
The humor emerges from the unexpected shift between
the expected advice and the wife's literal interpretation. This
juxtaposition creates a surprising and funny scene.
Relatability:
The situation, though exaggerated, taps into the potential
for misunderstandings and misinterpretations in communication,
especially within relationships. This allows the listener to connect
with the joke on a personal level.
The humor can be further enhanced by the tone of delivery, facial expressions, and body language. A deadpan delivery or a surprised reaction to the hug can add an extra layer of amusement!
"A joke is a tiny revolution."
George Orwell
"The
last man that makes a joke owns it."
Finley Peter Dunne
"Jokes!" delves into various subtypes of jokes, showcasing the diverse range of humor that can be expressed through short, witty stories or sayings. From punchline jokes and anecdotal tales to one-liners and wordplay, each subtype offers its unique comedic flavor. The section also covers dark humor, absurdist jokes, and those with political or social commentary, highlighting how jokes can entertain and provoke thought across different themes.
Jokes use a blend of puns, wordplay, and playful scenarios to create a quick laugh, and are great examples of simple, effective humor
a. Short, funny stories or sayings. Examples:
"Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!"
Plays on the double meaning of "outstanding" – both exceptional and standing upright in a field. The unexpected twist adds to the humor.
"What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!"
Pun on "fsh" sounding like "fish" with no eyes (i). Simple, silly, and effective.
b. Animal Wordplay:
"Why don't some birds follow the law? Because they're always above it!"
"Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well-armed!"
c. Tech Humor:
"Why don't programmers like nature? It has too many bugs!"
d. Classic Misunderstanding:
"I told my friend I was going to make a bike out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face when I rode pasta." (rode past her!).
So many simple forms of jokes (wordplays, puns) start with a question like what, why etc. - here some more "appetizers", before we explore the higher forms!
They can take the form of a statement or contain a genuine question.
Statements:
When I said that I cleaned my room, I just meant I made a path from the doorway to my bed.
When I was a kid, I thought Sunday School was where you learned to make ice cream.
When it is a question of money, everybody is of the same religion.
When life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.
Where there’s a will, there’s a relative.
Questions:
What did the daughter corn ask the mother corn? - Where’s popcorn?
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? - Dam!
What did the monkey say when he found a banana in his cereal? - A-peeling!
What did the ocean say to the sailboat? - Nothing, it just waved!
What did the tree say to autumn? - Leaf me alone!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? - A gummy bear!
What do you call a cow with no legs? - Ground beef.
What do you call a reindeer with no eyes? - No eye deer.
What does a painter do when he gets cold? - Puts on another coat.
What did the snowman say to the customer? - Have an ice day!
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? - Snowballs!
Why did the chicken go to the séance? - To get to the other side.
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? - Because it was well-armed!
Why do bees hum? - They can’t remember the lyrics!
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? - Because they’re shellfish.
Even
questions without an answer are possible:
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
And last
but not least:
Why are married women heavier than single women? -
Single women come home, see what’s in the fridge and go to bed,
married women see what’s in bed and go to the fridge.
Research:
1) → Prof. Robert Dunbar et.al., Oxford University, Anthropologist, about the cognitive mechanisms underlying laughter and humor. In: "Human Nature". Research with 63 of 100 so-called "funniest jokes of all time": ("The research team found that the funniest jokes are those that involve two characters and up to five back-and-forth levels of intentionality between the comedian and the audience.")
Researchers at Oxford University, led by Prof. Dunbar, told a bunch of jokes to some volunteers and asked them to rate each one, here the Top Ten:
Snail with an attitude
A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: ‘What the hell was that all about?’
A genie and an idiot
Three guys stranded on a desert island find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says: ‘I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here.’
True love lasts forever
It’s the World Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right next to the pitch. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone will be sitting there. ‘No,’ says the neighbor. ‘The seat is empty.’ ‘This is incredible,’ said the man. ‘Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Final and not use it?’ The neighbor says, ‘Well actually the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first World Cup Final we haven’t been to together since we got married.’ ‘Oh, I’m so sorry to hear that. That’s terrible….But couldn’t you find someone else, a friend, relative or even a neighbor to take her seat?’ The man shakes his head. ‘No,’ he says. ‘They’re all at the funeral.’
Off to work
A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells, ‘You should’ve been here at 8.30!’ He replies. ‘Why? What happened at 8.30?
Oooh Heaven is a place on earth
Sid and Irv are business partners. They make a deal that whichever one dies first will contact the living one from the afterlife. So Irv dies. Sid doesn’t hear from him for about a year, figures there is no afterlife. Then one day he gets a call. It’s Irv. ‘So there is an afterlife! What’s it like?’ Sid asks. ‘Well, I sleep very late. I get up, have a big breakfast. Then I have sex, lots of sex. Then I go back to sleep, but I get up for lunch, have a big lunch. Have some more sex, take a nap. Huge dinner. More sex. Go to sleep and wake up the next day.’ ‘Oh, my God,’ says Sid. ‘So that’s what heaven is like?’ ‘Oh no,’ says Irv. ‘I’m not in heaven. I’m a bear in Yellowstone Park.’
The Devil’s in the details
A guy dies and is sent to hell. Satan meets him, shows him doors to three rooms, and says he must choose one to spend eternity in. In the first room, people are standing in dirt up to their necks. The guy says, ‘No, let me see the next room.’ In the second room, people are standing in dirt up to their noses
Guy says no again. Finally Satan opens the third room. People are standing with dirt up to their knees, drinking coffee and dating pastries. The guy says, ‘I pick this room.’ Satan says Ok and starts to leave, and the guy wades in and starts pouring some coffee. On the way out Satan yells, ‘OK, coffee
Kid vs barber
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer. ‘This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it you.’ The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, ‘Which do you want, son?’ The boy takes the quarters and leaves. ‘What did I tell you?’ said the barber. ‘That kid never learns!’ Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. ‘Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?’ The boy licked his cone and replied, ‘Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!’
You’re one in a million
China has a population of a billion people. One billion. That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you.
Racing a bear
Two campers are walking through the woods when a huge brown bear suddenly appears in the clearing about 30 feet in front of them. The bear sees the campers and begins to head toward them. The first guy drops his backpack, digs out a pair of sneakers, and frantically begins to put them on. The second guy says, ‘What are you doing? Sneakers won’t help you outrun that bear.’ ‘I don’t need to outrun the bear,’ the first guy says. ‘I just need to outrun you.’
All in a night’s work
A guy meets a sex worker in a bar. She says, ‘This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for £300 as long as you can say it in three words.’ The guy replies, ‘Hey, why not?’ He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays £300 on the bar, and says slowly. ‘Paint…my house.’
Lit.: Dunbar, R.I.M., Launay, J. & Curry, O. The Complexity of Jokes Is Limited by Cognitive Constraints on Mentalizing. Hum Nat 27, 130–140 (2016). https://doi.org/10.1007/s12110-013-9231-6.
Abstract: Although laughter is probably of deep evolutionary origin, the telling of jokes, being language-based, is likely to be of more recent origin within the human lineage. In language-based communication, speaker and listener are engaged in a process of mutually understanding each other’s intentions (mindstates), with a conversation minimally requiring three orders of intentionality. Mentalizing is cognitively more demanding than non-mentalizing cognition, and there is a well-attested limit at five orders in the levels of intentionality at which normal adult humans can work. Verbal jokes commonly involve commentary on the mindstates of third parties, and each such mindstate adds an additional level of intentionality and its corresponding cognitive load. We determined the number of mentalizing levels in a sample of jokes told by well-known professional comedians and show that most jokes involve either three or five orders of intentionality on the part of the comedian, depending on whether or not the joke involves other individuals’ mindstates. Within this limit there is a positive correlation between increasing levels of intentionality and subjective ratings of how funny the jokes are. The quality of jokes appears to peak when they include five or six levels of intentionality, which suggests that audiences appreciate higher mentalizing complexity whilst working within their natural cognitive constraints.
2) → Steinberg, D. (1999) "100 Funniest Jokes of All Time" (Jokes and actually, One-liners!). Ranking with thousands of evaluators... Selected Items:
Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."
A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says "What the hell was that all about?"
A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells "You should have been here at 8:30!" he replies: "Why? What happened at 8:30?"
My wife and I took out life insurance policies on each other -- so now it's just a waiting game. (Bill Dwyer)
I was coming back from Canada, driving through Customs, and the guy asked, "Do you have any firearms with you?" I said: "What do you need?" (Steven Wright)
A guy tells his psychiatrist: "It was terrible. I was away on business, and I emailed my wife that I’d be back a day early. I rushed home from the airport and found her in bed with my best friend. I don’t get it. How could she do this to me?" "Well," says the psychiatrist. "Maybe she didn’t see the email."
Last night I went to a 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, "Hey, the sign says you're open 24 hours." He goes: "Not in a row!" (Steven Wright)
I went to the psychiatrist, and he says "You're crazy." I tell him I want a second opinion. He says, "Okay, you're ugly too!" (Rodney Dangerfield)
A lady at a party goes up to Winston Churchill and tells him, "Sir, you are drunk." Churchill replies, "Madam, you are ugly. In the morning, I shall be sober."
I was so ugly when I was born, the doctor slapped my mother. (Henny Youngman)
After 12 years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes.. He said, "No hablo ingles." (Ronnie Shakes) ["I do not speak English"]
A father is explaining ethics to his son, who is about to go into business. "Suppose a woman comes in and orders a hundred dollars worth of material. You wrap it up, and you give it to her. She pays you with a $100 bill. But as she goes out the door you realize she’s given you two $100 bills. Now, here’s where the ethics come in: should you or should you not tell your partner?" (Henny Youngman)
At a White House party, a woman approached Calvin Coolidge, famed for his silence, and said "Mr. President, I made a bet I can get more than two words out of you." He replied: "You lose."
A guy asks a lawyer what his fee is. "I charge $30 for three questions," the lawyer says. "That’s awfully steep, isn’t it?" the guy asks. "Yes," the lawyer replies, "Now what’s your final question?"
When I went to college, my parents threw a going away party for me, according to the letter. (Emo Philips)
I went to a restaurant with a sign that said they served breakfast at any time. So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance. (Steven Wright)
I would never want to belong to any club that would have someone like me for member. (Groucho Marx)
Jack Benny is walking down the street, when a stick-up man pulls out a gun and says "Your money or your life!" An extremely long silence follows. "Your money or your life!" the thug repeats. Finally Benny says "I’m thinking!"
"If this is coffee, please bring me some tea. If this is tea, please bring me some coffee" (Abraham Lincoln)
I was thrown out of NYU. On my metaphysics final, they caught me cheating. I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. (Woody Allen)
Animals may be our friends. But they won’t pick you up at the airport. (Bobcat Goldthwait)
My grandfather is hard of hearing. He needs to read lips. I don’t mind him reading lips, but he uses one of those yellow highlighters. (Brian Kiley)
Two old actors are sitting on a bench. One says: "How long has it been since you had a job?" The other actor says "Thirty two years -- how about you?" The first actor says, "That's nothing. I haven't had a job in forty years!" The other says, "One of these days we've got to get out of this business!"
Two old ladies are in a restaurant. One complains, "You know, the food here is just terrible." The other shakes her head and adds, "And such small portions." (Woody Allen)
L.A. is so celebrity-conscious, there's a restaurant that only serves Jack Nicholson -- and when he shows up, they tell him there'll be a ten-minute wait. (Bill Maher)
Your favorites, dear reader?!
"I went to the psychiatrist, and he says 'You're
crazy.'
I told him I want a second opinion.
He says, 'Okay, you're ugly too!'"
Rodney Dangerfield
Classic format with a setup and punchline. They typically follow a more traditional setup-and-punchline format.
They often involve a short story or scenario that builds up to a surprising or humorous conclusion. The setup is crucial and is designed to lead the audience in one direction before the punchline takes them somewhere unexpected, eliciting laughter. The humor often relies on the contrast between the setup and the punchline.
"I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already." -
"I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised."
"Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts."
"I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now."
"I told my computer I needed some space. It said 'No problem' and showed me the recycle bin."
"My friend says to me, 'What rhymes with orange?' I said, 'No it doesn’t.'"
"I'm reading a book on the history of glue. I just can't seem to put it down."
"Why do we tell actors to 'break a leg?' Because every play has a cast."
"When I went to college, my parents threw a going away
party for me,
according to the letter."
Emo Philips
Anecdotal jokes are essentially short stories or vignettes that culminate in a humorous revelation. They typically involve a setup that builds anticipation through a narrative, leading to an unexpected punchline that subverts the listener's expectations. These jokes are often grounded in personal experiences or societal observations, making them relatable and reflective of the human condition. Through their narratives, anecdotal jokes can convey complex ideas and critiques of social norms, all while entertaining the audience with a good laugh.
"I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia. She whispered, 'They're right behind you!'"
"During a bank robbery, the robber's mask slips. He asks a hostage, 'Did you see me?' The hostage says, 'Yes', so the robber shoots him. He then asks another hostage, 'Did you see me?' The hostage responds, 'No, but my wife did!'"
"At the dentist, I was getting a filling, and I asked, 'This is safe, right?' He said, 'Well, nobody's died yet.'"
"I told my therapist I keep hearing voices. He told me I don't have a therapist."
"Went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage. The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity."
"I bought my friend an elephant for his room. He said, 'Thanks.' I said, 'Don't mention it.'"
"I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes.
She gave me a hug."
Of course, my conscience is
clear.
It’s never been used.
Am I ignorant and apathetic?
I don’t know and I don’t care.
I was having short-term
memory problems, so I went to see my doctor.
He wanted payment in advance.
Should women be allowed to
have children after 40?
Well, it’s their choice but 40 seems more than enough children to me.
6:30 is the best time on a clock,
hands down.
Two Giants of One-liners!
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Brian Kiley Milton Jones
Short, quick, witty remark: they are characterized by their brevity and the ability to deliver the humor in a single sentence. They don't require a setup in the traditional sense; the humor is immediate, relying on wordplay, puns, or a quick observation that is funny in and of itself. One-liners are often used for their efficiency in delivering humor quickly and are a staple of stand-up comedians who aim to keep the laughter rolling with rapid-fire jokes.
"I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me Kit-Kat ads."
"I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner—it was just gathering dust!"
"I have a joke about time travel, but you didn't like it."
"I'm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once."
"I'd tell you a chemistry joke, but I know I wouldn't get a reaction."
"I'm not lazy; I'm on energy-saving mode."
"My wallet is like an onion; opening it makes me cry."
"A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory."
"I have a few jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work."
One-liner is a formal feature, the most are content-related features, they can combined. Here are three one-liners from old master Groucho Marx to illustrate this:
"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." (+ Situational, + Word Play)
"She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon." (+ Word Play, + Societal Commentary)
"Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough." (+ Philosophical + Observational Humor)
Famous from a modern master - Steven Wright:
"Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak." – In his video he uses mostly "higher" satirical, paradox, absurd elements etc.
I saw a robbery in an Apple Store. Does that make me an iWitness?
Puns, malapropisms, and other forms of linguistic humor. they are focusing on puns, malapropisms, and linguistic humor, the examples you've chosen are perfect illustrations of how language can be twisted for comedic effect. Word play jokes delight in the multiple meanings of words or similar sounding words to create humorous or unexpected outcomes. They are accessible forms of humor that require a bit of intellectual engagement, making them enjoyable for a wide audience.
"I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now."
"I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands."
"I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction."
"A book just fell on my head. I only have my shelf to blame."
"I don’t trust stairs because they’re always up to something."
"I broke my arm in two places. My doctor told me to stop going to those places."
"Why do we never tell secrets on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears."
"Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open."
"I'm trying to organize a hide and seek contest, but it's hard to find good players..."
"I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough."
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"My wife and I took out life insurance policies on each
other -- so now it's just a waiting game."
Bill Dwyer
Source: Reymolds, ID dren117, Cartoonstock.com
Dark humor serves as a defiant laughter in the cavernous face of mortality, existential dread, and the absurdities of life. It navigates the delicate line between the taboo and the tragic, inviting audiences into a provocative yet hilariously unsettling exploration of themes often left untouched. Through the lens of wit and levity, dark jokes offer a unique perspective on death, tragedy, and the myriad misfortunes that life unfurls, wrapping these somber realities in a comedic package that is as cathartic as it is entertaining.
This brand of humor does more than just make light of dark situations; it delves deep into the human condition, transforming taboo into satire and tragedy into a source of laughter. By laughing in the face of despair, dark humor offers a mechanism to cope with life's inevitabilities, providing not only a temporary respite from sorrow but also a means to confront uncomfortable truths. It invites us to find humor in our fears and anxieties, to see the absurdity in the grim, and to keep marching with a smirk in the face of life’s ceaseless challenges.
Through dark jokes, we're reminded that even in the darkest moments, a spark of humor can illuminate the shadows, offering solace and a reminder of the resilience of the human spirit. It's a testament to our ability to find lightness in the dark, to transform pain into pleasure, and to laugh, defiantly and unapologetically, at the absurdity of our existence.
"The graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in."
"My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met."
"I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just a kid."
"I told my therapist about my fear of being forgotten. He said, 'Don't worry, it won't last long.'"
"I’m not saying I hate you, but I would unplug your life support to charge my phone."
"War does not determine who is right – only who is left."
"I'm a fan of cremation. It's my last chance for a smoking hot body."
"Life is a lot like a pencil without an eraser. Eventually, you’re bound to make a permanent mistake."
"They say you are what you eat. I don’t remember eating a huge disappointment."
"If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you."
A.3.1.6. Absurdist and Nonsensical Jokes
"After 12 years of therapy my psychiatrist said
something that brought tears to my eyes...
He said, 'No hablo ingles.'"
['I do not speak English']
Ronnie Shakes
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Absurdist humor thrives in the space where logic takes a back seat, and the nonsensical reigns supreme. It's a playground for the imagination, where the rules of the natural world can be bent, twisted, or completely disregarded. This type of humor often relies on bizarre scenarios, illogical sequences, and surreal themes that defy explanation. In the absurd, the punchlines often don't punch; they float away, leaving a trail of giggles and bewildered smiles.
Nonsensical jokes, similarly, are humor distilled to its most whimsical essence. They often don't follow a narrative or aim to make a point; instead, they celebrate the joy of the unexpected and the delightfully illogical. These jokes might not always make sense in a traditional way, but they speak to the inner child in us that still marvels at the ridiculous and the fantastical.
In a world that often takes itself too seriously, absurdist and nonsensical humor serves as a reminder of the playful absurdity at the heart of the human experience. It's a chance to step outside the bounds of reality and into a world where anything can happen, and often does—to hilarious effect.
I went to my doctor to see
why I had such an excessive fear of snakes.
He said I have a reptile dysfunction.
"Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!"
"Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet."
"I plan to open a new restaurant called 'Karma.' There’s no menu; you get what you deserve."
"A termite walks into the bar and asks, 'Is the bar tender here?'"
"I wanted to learn how to juggle, but I just don't have the balls to do it."
"I told my suitcase there will be no vacation this year. Now I’m dealing with emotional baggage."
"A limbo champion walks into a bar... and gets disqualified."
"I’m writing a book on helicopters. I’m having trouble with the introduction, but I’m sure it’ll take off soon."
"A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store."
"I’m friends with 23 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y."
"I used to have a job collecting leaves. I was raking it in."
"The rotation of the earth really makes my day."
A.3.1.7. Political and Social Commentary Jokes
Humor has long been a sharp tool in the shed of political and social commentary. Jokes in this vein are not just about a quick laugh; they're a form of satire that holds a mirror up to society, reflecting the ironies, paradoxes, and absurdities of our times. Political and social commentary jokes are cleverly disguised critiques, packed with wit and often an undercurrent of truth that can provoke thought as much as they entertain.
These jokes can serve as a barometer of public sentiment, skewering politicians, policies, and societal quirks with equal fervor. They highlight the discrepancies between what is said and what is done, revealing the often stark contrast between public image and private action. Such humor can bridge the gap between the governed and the governors, providing comic relief while also underscoring deeper issues within the political landscape.
"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies." -
"In democracy, it’s your vote that counts. In feudalism, it’s your count that votes."
"I asked my North Korean friend how it was there. He said he couldn't complain."
"In democracy, it’s your vote that counts. In feudalism, it’s your count that votes."
"Everything is recyclable. Just ask any politician repeating their promises."
"A political gaffe is when a politician accidentally tells the truth."
"My favorite mythical creature? The honest politician."
"Political promises are like babies: easy to make, hard to deliver."
"Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair."
"They say that money talks, but all mine ever says is 'goodbye.'"
"I love how in horror movies, the person yells out 'Hello?' As if the bad guy is gonna say 'Yeah, I'm in the kitchen, want a sandwich?'"
"Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason."
"If the opposite of pro is con, then isn't the opposite of progress Congress?"
Many subtypes related to form or content exist:
They represent many types of humor in general in a mostly short form, theses general forms are also subtypes in other chapters in this book to differentiate other forms of humor. Various jokes focusing on specific themes, offering a rich blend of humor such as professional jokes (doctors, lawyers), family-related jokes (mother-in-law, husband-wife), and cultural or regional jokes.
Special contents are given in → "Joke cycles" (Bar, Blonde, Lightbulb, Little rabbit, Three wishes etc. - s. Wikipedia!
Animal Jokes:
Jokes featuring animals, often playing on their
characteristics or behaviors.
"What do you call an alligator in a vest? An
investigator!"
Character-Based Jokes:
Focusing on jokes that center around traditional or stereotypical characters
or archetypes.
"Why don't we play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs."
Cultural or Regional Jokes:
Humor derived from specific cultural or regional traits
or stereotypes.
"Why do the French like to eat snails?
Because they don't like fast food!"
Everyday Life Jokes:
Jokes that revolve around common situations in
daily life, offering relatable humor.
"I would tell you a roof joke, but it's over your head."
Family-Related Jokes:
Humor centered on family dynamics and relationships.
"I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised."
Food-Related Jokes:
Jokes that are themed around food, cooking, or eating habits.
"Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? He pasta way."
Historical and Political Jokes:
Humor that involves historical or political themes.
"I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, he said he couldn't
complain."
Knock-Knock Jokes:
A call-and-response type
joke format that often involves puns.
"Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce.
Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!"
Music and Arts Jokes:
Jokes related to the world of music, art, and performance.
"What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor."
Observational Humor:
Jokes based on everyday life and common experiences, highlighting the humor
in mundane situations.
"Why don't some couples go to the gym?
Because some relationships don't work out!"
Professional Jokes:
Jokes about various professions, often poking fun at
job-related stereotypes.
"Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!"
Sports Jokes:
Jokes about athletes, sports teams, or the world of
sports in general.
"Why do basketball players love donuts? Because they can dunk them!"
Technology and Science Jokes:
Humor related to technological advancements, scientific concepts, or nerdy
interests.
"Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open."
Chromosomes?! :-)
"Mathematics may be defined as
the subject
in which we never know what we are talking about,
nor whether what we are saying is true”
- Bertrand Russell, 1925
Mathematical jokes are a form of humor on aspects of mathematics or a stereotype of mathematicians, e.g. from a pun, or from a double meaning of a mathematical term, or from a lay person's misunderstanding of a mathematical concept.
Mathematician John Allen Paulos in his book Mathematics and Humor described several ways that mathematics, generally considered a dry, formal activity, overlaps with humor: both are forms of "intellectual play"; both with "logic, pattern, rules, structure"; and "economical and explicit".
'Esoteric jokes' rely on the intrinsic knowledge of mathematics and its terminology, 'exoteric jokes' are intelligible to the outsiders, many compare mathematicians with other scientists or common people.
Mathematics and jokes can be combined to entertain and/or teach math!
Second non-technical meaning
Some jokes use a mathematical term with a second non-technical meaning as the punchline of a joke:
"What's
purple and commutes?"
"An 'Abelian grape'". (A pun
on Abelian
group.)
When Noah sends his animals to go forth and multiply,
a pair of
snakes replies
"We can't multiply, we're adders"
– so Noah builds them a log table(!).
Double meaning from a direct calculation
Other jokes create a double meaning from a direct calculation involving facetious variable names, such as this retold from Gravity's Rainbow:
"What's the integral of
1/ cabin with respect to cabin?" - "A
log cabin."
- "No, a houseboat; you forgot to add the C" [sea!].
"There are only 10 types of people in the
world: those who understand binary,
and those who don't."
(10 is 2 in the binary system)
This joke subverts the trope of phrases that begin with "there are two
types of people in the world..." and relies on an ambiguous meaning of the
expression 10, which in the binary
numeral system is equal to the decimal number 2. There are many
alternative versions of the joke, such as "There are two types of people in
this world. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete information."
"Why do mathematicians confuse Halloween and Christmas?"
- 31 Oct =
25 Dec
The play on words lies in the similarity of
the abbreviation for October/Octal and
December/Decimal,
and the coincidence that both equal the same amount (
Some jokes are based on imaginary number i, treating it as if it is a real number:
A telephone intercept message of:
"you have dialed an imaginary
number, please rotate your handset ninety degrees and try again"
is a typical example. (i lies on the y-axis, i.e. rotated 90 degrees to the
left.)
"What did π say to i? - 'Get real'.
What did i say to π? - 'Be rational'."
Stereotypes of mathematicians
Some jokes are based on stereotypes of mathematicians tending to think in complicated, abstract terms, causing them to lose touch with the "real world".
These compare mathematicians to physicists, engineers, or the "soft" sciences in a form similar to "an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman...", showing the other scientists doing something practical, while the mathematician proposes a theoretically valid but physically nonsensical solution.
A physicist, a biologist and a mathematician are sitting in a street café watching people entering and leaving a nearby house. First they see two people entering the house. Time passes. After a while they notice three people leaving the house. The physicist says, "The measurement wasn't accurate." The biologist says, "They must have reproduced." The mathematician says, "If one more person enters the house, then it will be empty."
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Generalizations
Mathematicians are also shown as averse to making hasty generalizations from a small amount of data, even if some form of generalization seems plausible:
An astronomer, a physicist and a mathematician are on a train in
Scotland. The
astronomer
looks out of the window, sees a black
sheep standing
in a field, and remarks,
"The sheep in Scotland are black!" "No, no, no!" says the
physicist.
"At least one sheep in Scotland is black!"
The
mathematician
rolls his eyes at his companions' muddled thinking and says,
"In Scotland, there is at least one sheep, at least one side of which
appears to be black from here some of the time."
"Dictionary of Definitions of Terms Commonly Used in Math Lectures":
"Trivial: If I have to show you how to do this, you're in the wrong class"
"Similarly: At least one line of the proof of this case is the same as before."
Non-mathematician's math
This category of jokes comprises those that exploit common misunderstandings of mathematics, or the expectation that most people have only a basic mathematical education, if any.
A museum visitor was admiring a Tyrannosaurus fossil, and asked a nearby museum employee how old it was. "That skeleton's sixty-five million and three years, two months and eighteen days old," the employee replied. "How can you be so precise?" she asked. "Well, when I started working here, I asked a scientist the exact same question, and he said it was sixty-five million years old—and that was three years, two months and eighteen days ago."
The joke is that the employee fails to understand the scientist's implication of the uncertainty in the age of the fossil and uses false precision.
Mock mathematics & mathematical reasoning
A form of mathematical humor comes from using mathematical tools (both abstract symbols and physical objects such as calculators) in various ways which transgress their intended scope. These constructions are generally devoid of any substantial mathematical content, besides some basic arithmetic.
More examples: → anomalous cancellation is a kind of arithmetic procedural error that gives a numerically correct answer:
A set of jokes applies mathematical reasoning to situations where it is not entirely valid. Many are based on a combination of well-known quotes and basic logical constructs such as syllogisms:
Premise I: Knowledge is power.
Premise II: Power corrupts.
Conclusion: Therefore: knowledge corrupts.
"Turning a symbol is not so simple..." :-)
Some jokes attempt a seemingly plausible, but in fact impossible, mathematical operation:
Pi goes on and on and on ...
And e is just as cursed.
I wonder: Which is larger
When their digits are reversed!
To reverse the digits of a number's decimal expansion, we have to start at the last digit and work backwards. However, that is not possible if the expansion never ends, which is true in the case of π and e.
Humorous numbers:
Not only 69(!), but many more, e.g.:
42
-
the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe and
everything"
prominently in the Douglas
Adams trilogy The
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy,
"Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven eight (ate) nine!"
31₈ = 25₁₀ Halloween = Christmas! :-) Source unknown
Oct 31: the octal (base 8) number 31, converted to decimal, is 25. Dec 25 for Decimal 25... equal!
Math limericks:
→ A.3.9. Rhyme and Meter
Calculation jokes:
Humorously inappropriate use of numbers on a sign in New Cuyama, California
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Volume and mass of a cylindrical pizza of radius z, height a and density eir
Mathematical joke playing on the Pythagorean theorem and imaginary numbers
Rebus for "I ate some pie."
:-)
→ Main source
→ 13 Jokes That Every Math Geek Will Find Hilarious
For higher level math jokes:
Velocity → Acceleration → ?!
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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Erdös: It was forced to do so by the chicken-hole principle.
This joke references the famous Hungarian mathematician Paul Erdös and plays on the concept of the pigeonhole principle (often humorously referred to as the "chicken-hole principle" here), which in its simplest form states that if 'n items are put into m containers, with n>m, then at least one container must contain more than one item.'
Q: Why did the chicken cross