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Delphinitions* A-Z

 

Witnesses of wit with wisdom!

 

Part 1. For highly intelligent people:

A

Abyss: Last hurdle before confidence

Acronym: Tyranny Requires Unchecked Media Praise

Advice: Containment of self-development

Aliens: Aliens – to aliens

Answer: Temporary disguise of a question

Art: Infinity’s longing for finiteness

Average: Human's one testicle

 

B

Being: Cosmic degeneracy of nothingness

Body: Standard prosthesis of the spirit

 

C

Clock: Measuring instrument for lost time

Cynicism: Sunglasses for sages

 

D

Dào: Delphinition of the undelphinable

Death: General problem solver


Otto Lackenmacher, Hand Drawing

 

Delphinition*: Delphi's devilish definition

Dentition: 32 Shades of grey

Despair: Free choice between nothing and again nothing

Disappointment: Increase in reality experience

 

E

Ego: Condom of self

Enemy: Not-yet-friend

Evil: Live through the looking-glass

Evolution: Foyer of eternity

Existence: Present of presence

 

F

Freedom: Self-selected selflessness

 

G

Gloriole: Zero Watt enlightenment

God: Non-atheists' wildcard

 

 

H

Healing: Delay of the inevitable

Hiding the Truth: The little deaf-mute sister of a lie

History: Future Present

Hope: Placebo of forlornness

Humans: Aliens - from the viewpoint of aliens

Humor: Child of Love and Insight

 

I

Identity: The "Id" as entity

 

J

Justice: Bulldozer of natural law

Joy: Queen mother of lust

 

K

Kiss: Mouthful of contact

 

L

Live: Evil in hindsight

Loss: Triumph of the potential over the realization

 

M

Meaning of Life: The Life of Meaning

Memory: Morgue of sensuality

Miracles: Strong belief in the unbelievable

Monologue: Dialogue with one's best friend

Myth: Yeast of philosophy

 

N

New Year's resolution: The victory of early hope over later insight.

Nimbus: Retirement of honest competence

 

O

Offer: Prerequisite for rejections

 

P

Past: Future presence

Politics: Impotence of potency

Possibility: Freezer of reality

Praise: Irreproachable form of criticism

Present: Benign daughter cell of the past

 

Q

Quicky: Impatient sister of a Slowly

 

R

Relativism: Absolute conditionality

Revenge: Self-destruction at the expense of others

Rules: Connective tissue in the mosaic of reality

 

S

Sex: Spore formation with pleasure

Siblings: Twins' fallback plan

Soul: Psyche's last depth

Space: The big, fat brother of Time

Spirit: The Soul of Wit...

Suppression: The gift of the gaP

 

T

Thoughts: Feelings - extra dry

Time: Midwife of consciousness

 

U

Unity: devised division

 

V

Variance: Statistical loss of the center

Veil: Mirror's merciful sister

 

W

We: First you

Word: World's first misprint

WWW: Wonders Without Wit

 

X

Xylophone: Gentleness - with clout

 

Y

Yoga: Meditation - heels over head

 

Z

Zen: Dao for reincarnationists

 

 

Part 2. For the exceptionally high gifted:

 

ß

German letter of purr + hiss!

α

αlphabet’s eve

@

@ndressed addresses

 

&

Salesmen's sur...plus
 

%

Zero legally divided by zero
 

Eight's dream of infinity
 

Equality's nightmare
 

Would-be equality
 

Infinity’s ∑horthand
 

±

Zero's indecisiveness
 

α + Ω

Limits of the unlimited
 

γ

Radiance, focused literally
 

ι

Epsilon's sweet girlfriend
 

μ

μmpteen dwarfs
 

σ

σtandard deviation
 

π

Einstein's birthday cake
 

erpendicular
 

eibniz' ignification

 

Double burger of integrity
 
 
 

Part 3. Genius level (left!) :-)

 

 

Root of letter W
 

Triple sight-seeing
 

ℵ₀

leph of infinity

 

δ

The Art of δissolving
 

ε

Lεibniz' would-be nothing
 

ζ

Million-Dollar question for Zeros
 

ς

Nerdς endingσ
 

τ

Glutton's double πie
 

ψ

ψaranormal Schrödinger's Cat
 

ϝ

Gamma in f-minor
 

Identical triplets
 

arcasm’s best friend
 

 

Back to zero, remastered
 
 

Appendix:

 

Nothingness: Infinity of potentiality
 

Dào: unfathomable beauty of transcendence

 

 

 

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