Delphinitions* A-Z
Witnesses of wit with wisdom.
Part 1. For highly intelligent people:
A |
Abundance: Rapids of life |
Abyss: Last hurdle before confidence |
Advice: Containment of self-development |
Answer: Temporary disguise of a question |
Antigone: Still present |
Art: Infinity’s longing for finiteness |
Average: Human's one testicle |
B |
Being: Cosmic degeneracy of nothingness |
Big Bang: Little bang - big shit |
Billionaire: Milli-trillionaire |
Body: Standard prosthesis of the spirit |
C |
Call fraudster: Tele-Phony |
Clock: Measuring instrument for lost time |
Contrary: Swing limb of identity |
Cynicism: Sunglasses for sages |
D |
Dào: Delphinition of the undelphinable |
Death: General problem solver
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Delphinition*: Delphi's devilish definition |
Dentition: 32 Shades of grey |
Despair: Free choice between nothing and again nothing |
Disappointment: Increase in reality experience |
Dolphins: Recipient of dolphinitions |
E |
Ego: Condom of self |
Enemy: Not-yet-friend |
Evil: LIVE through the looking-glass |
Evolution: Foyer of eternity |
Existence: Presence of presence |
F |
Freedom: Self-selected selflessness |
G |
Gloriole: Zero Watt enlightenment |
God: Non-atheists' wildcard |
H |
Healing: Delay of the inevitable |
Heart: Prerequisite for ECGs |
Hiding the Truth: The little deaf-mute sister of a lie |
History: Evolution theory of entanglements |
Hope: Placebo of forlornness |
Humans: Aliens - from the viewpoint of aliens |
Humor: Child of Love and Insight |
I |
Identity: The "Id" as entity |
J |
Justice: Bulldozer of natural law |
Joy: Queen mother of lust |
K |
Kiss: Mouthful of contact |
L |
Live: EVIL through the looking-glass |
Loss: Triumph of the potential over the realization |
M |
Meaning of Life: The Life of Meaning |
Memory: Morgue of sensuality |
Miracle: Belief in the unbelievable |
Monologue: Dialogue with one's best friend |
Myth: Yeast of philosophy |
N |
New Year's resolution: the victory of early hope over later insight. |
Nimbus: Retirement of honest competence |
O |
Offer: Prerequisite for rejections |
P |
Perfection: Perfidious erection |
Politics: Impotence of potency |
Possibility: Freezer of reality |
Praise: Irreproachable form of criticism |
Present: Benign daughter cell of the past |
Q |
Quicky: Impatient sister of a Slowly |
R |
Relativism: Absolute conditionality |
Revenge: Self-destruction at the expense of others |
Rules: Connective tissue in the mosaic of reality |
S |
Sex: Two-in-one-product |
Siblings: Men. Women are riblings |
Soul: Psyche, deep inside |
Space: Big, fat brother of Time |
Spirit: The Soul of Wit... |
Suppression: The gift of the gaP |
T |
Thoughts: Feelings - extra dry |
Time: Midwife of consciousness |
Trump: The Rude Unable Makes Politics |
U |
Unity: Diversity before disunion |
V |
Variance: Statistical loss of the center |
Veil: Mirror's merciful sister |
W |
We: First you |
Word: World's first misprint |
WWW: Wonders Without Wit |
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X |
Xylophone: Gentleness - with clout |
Y |
Yoga: Meditation - heels over head |
Z |
Zen: Dao for reincarnationists |
Part 2. For the really high gifted:
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ß |
German letter of purr + hiss! |
@ |
Dress of modern @ddresses |
& |
Sales AND more |
% |
Zero divided by zero - permitted! |
∞ |
Eight's dream of infinity |
≠ |
Loss of Equal Rights |
≈ |
Would-be equality |
∑ |
Totally deformed S |
± |
Pre-zero integers |
α + Ω |
Frame of all content |
γ |
The radiant letter |
ι |
A little Iota more than Epsilon |
μ |
The μ in Mμ |
σ |
σtandard deviations |
π |
Einstein's March 14-cake |
Part 3. Genius level (left!) :-)
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√ |
Root of letter W |
∴ |
See a blind |
δ |
d, dissolving to nothing |
ε |
Leibniz' would-be nothing |
ζ |
The Million-Dollar question for Zeros |
ς |
Word endingσ for Nerdς |
τ |
Double πie for gluttons |
ψ |
A paranormal Schrödinger's Cat |
ϝ |
Stigmatic f for Gamma-Twins |
≡ |
Identical twins |
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Reset: Back to the future! |
Appendix: My imagination bows before the unimaginable:
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無 |
Nothingness: Infinity of potentiality |
道 |
Dào: unfathomable beauty of transcendence |
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Dr. Hilmar Alquiros,
The Philippines
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