Delphinitions* A-Z

 

Witnesses of wit with wisdom.

 

Part 1. For highly intelligent people:

A

Abundance: Rapids of life

Abyss: Last hurdle before confidence

Advice: Containment of self-development

Answer: Temporary disguise of a question

Antigone: Still present

Art: Infinity’s longing for finiteness

Average: Human's one testicle

 

B

Being: Cosmic degeneracy of nothingness

Big Bang: Little bang - big shit

Billionaire: Milli-trillionaire

Body: Standard prosthesis of the spirit

 

C

Call fraudster: Tele-Phony

Clock: Measuring instrument for lost time

Contrary: Swing limb of identity

Cynicism: Sunglasses for sages

 

D

Dào: Delphinition of the undelphinable

Death: General problem solver


Otto Lackenmacher, Hand Drawing

 

Delphinition*: Delphi's devilish definition

Dentition: 32 Shades of grey

Despair: Free choice between nothing and again nothing

Disappointment: Increase in reality experience

Dolphins: Recipient of dolphinitions

 

E

Ego: Condom of self

Enemy: Not-yet-friend

Evil: LIVE through the looking-glass

Evolution: Foyer of eternity

Existence: Presence of presence

 

F

Freedom: Self-selected selflessness

 

G

Gloriole: Zero Watt enlightenment

God: Non-atheists' wildcard

 

H

Healing: Delay of the inevitable

Heart: Prerequisite for ECGs

Hiding the Truth: The little deaf-mute sister of a lie

History: Evolution theory of entanglements

Hope: Placebo of forlornness

Humans: Aliens - from the viewpoint of aliens

Humor: Child of Love and Insight

 

I

Identity: The "Id" as entity

 

J

Justice: Bulldozer of natural law

Joy: Queen mother of lust

 

K

Kiss: Mouthful of contact

 

L

Live: EVIL through the looking-glass

Loss: Triumph of the potential over the realization

 

M

Meaning of Life: The Life of Meaning

Memory: Morgue of sensuality

Miracle: Belief in the unbelievable

Monologue: Dialogue with one's best friend

Myth: Yeast of philosophy

 

N

New Year's resolution: the victory of early hope over later insight.

Nimbus: Retirement of honest competence

 

O

Offer: Prerequisite for rejections

 

P

Perfection: Perfidious erection

Politics: Impotence of potency

Possibility: Freezer of reality

Praise: Irreproachable form of criticism

Present: Benign daughter cell of the past

 

Q

Quicky: Impatient sister of a Slowly

 

R

Relativism: Absolute conditionality

Revenge: Self-destruction at the expense of others

Rules: Connective tissue in the mosaic of reality

 

S

Sex: Two-in-one-product

Siblings: Men. Women are riblings

Soul: Psyche, deep inside

Space: Big, fat brother of  Time

Spirit: The Soul of Wit...

Suppression: The gift of the gaP

 

T

Thoughts: Feelings - extra dry

Time: Midwife of consciousness

Trump: The Rude Unable Makes Politics

 

U

Unity: Diversity before disunion

 

V

Variance: Statistical loss of the center

Veil: Mirror's merciful sister

 

W

We: First you

Word: World's first misprint

WWW: Wonders Without Wit

 

X

Xylophone: Gentleness - with clout

 

Y

Yoga: Meditation - heels over head

 

Z

Zen: Dao for reincarnationists

 

 

Part 2. For the really high gifted:

 

ß

German letter of purr + hiss!

 

@

Dress of modern @ddresses
 

&

Sales AND more
 

%

Zero divided by zero - permitted!
 

Eight's dream of infinity
 

Loss of Equal Rights
 

Would-be equality
 

Totally deformed S
 

±

Pre-zero integers
 

α + Ω

Frame of all content
 

γ

The radiant letter
 

ι

A little Iota more than Epsilon
 

μ

The μ in
 

σ

σtandard deviations
 

π

Einstein's March 14-cake
 
 

Part 3. Genius level (left!) :-)

 

Root of letter W
 

See a blind
 

δ

d, dissolving to nothing
 

ε

Leibniz' would-be nothing
 

ζ

The Million-Dollar question for Zeros
 

ς

Word endingσ for Nerdς
 

τ

Double πie for gluttons
 

ψ

A paranormal Schrödinger's Cat
 

ϝ

Stigmatic f for Gamma-Twins
 

Identical twins
 

 

 

 

Reset: Back to the future!
 

 

 

Appendix:

My imagination bows before the unimaginable:

 

Nothingness: Infinity of potentiality
 

Dào: unfathomable beauty of transcendence

 

 

 

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