-
Why doesn't this shit add up?
-
Hold still or it will hurt like
shit.
-
Let all that shit go.
-
This will really get the energy
shit moving.
-
Maybe shit happens, maybe it
doesn't.
-
Nobody knows why shit happens.
-
How can we KNOW if shit happens?
-
I don't know shit!
-
It looks and smells like shit,
but I haven't tasted it, so I'm not sure whether its shit or
not.
-
What is this shit?!
-
You can't prove any of this
shit!
-
Who gives a shit?
-
Shit is good for the soil.
-
This modern shit is worthless.
-
This Shit Hits! (It’s “H”)
-
It's true, shit does happen --
but only to Lutherans.
-
The probability of shit
happening approaches unity.
-
Give me a place to stand and
I'll move any piece of shit.
-
Hmmm... why doesn't this shit
float?
-
The essence of shittyness...
-
This
is just a little shit. But this is a great shit of mankind.
-
Anything you can buy for $2.99
isn't art, it's shit.
-
If Jesse Helms likes it, it is
shit.
-
Shit, I wish I thought of that.
-
If shit happens, renounce it.
-
I
don't believe this shit!
-
Shit just happens and that's all
there is to it.
-
I don't believe this shit!
-
It looks and smells like shit,
so I'm damned if I'm going to taste it.
-
No shit!
-
Shit doesn't happen. Shit is
dead.
-
I haven't smelt, seen, touched,
or tasted it. But it's shit.
-
With all this happening, I think
I'll go shit.
-
Cut out this shit!
-
It's all the same shit.
-
Why do you keep shitting on us?
-
Why does Bush always dump all
the shit on me?
-
No
matter where shit happens, there you are.
-
Say Hallelujah to the shit.
-
We'll wash the shit right off
you.
-
You are shitting all wrong, and
you'll be punished for it.
-
It's shit.
-
You are conditioned to having
shit happen.
-
Shit happens because God created
it.
-
Is this shit alive?
-
Shit
is Pille-Palle, isn't it?!
-
What this daisy needs is some
fresh shit.
-
David thinks he's hot shit.
-
If shit happens, have a BIG
barbecue...
-
May shit happen to the FBI!
-
If shit happens, it's not really
shit.
-
Shit
happens, but pay no mind.
-
If shit happens, it isn't really
shit.
-
Only he who totally gives up the
desire for shit will have salvation.
-
This
is shit. This is shit when you get married and drop the shit on
the ground.
-
I don't care if shit happens as
long as you fill out the forms.
-
Read my lips
no more shit!
-
This looks like campaign-related
shit. Let Baker handle it.
-
This looks like foreign shit.
Let Baker handle it.
-
Wouldn't be prudent to shit at
this juncture.
-
It's shit, but it's efficient.
-
Shit that doesn't stink is a
sign of being saved.
-
Shit happens because you don't
work hard enough.
-
Don't eat the shit.
-
Let's profit from shit
happening.
-
If you're gonna sell that shit,
at least make a profit.
-
Shit happens, and it'll cost
you!
-
That's MY shit.
-
A barge will come and take all the shit away.
-
Shit happens to me, therefore I
exist.
-
Dogs are shit.
-
I do not do
inelegant
things like shit, I excrete. And never in the corner. It is the
dog's.
-
Let me sleep, you pathetic shit.
-
Why do I have to shit in this
smelly pan?
-
Shit happens because you are
bad.
-
If shit happens, you deserved
it.
-
You were born shit, you are
shit, and you will die shit.
-
(1980's) I've got all the shit I
want.
-
(1990's) Oooh, SHIT!
-
Shit is happening because you
deserve it, but we love you anyway.
-
We may be shit, but you can't
live without us...
-
It needs some more of this green
shit.
-
Damn this shit smells...
-
Gee, what'll happen if I mix
this and ... SHIT!!!!
-
I hope this shit doesn't blow
up.
-
If shit happens, pretend it
doesn't really exist.
-
When shit doesn't happen, don't
call a doctor - pray.
-
Our shit will take care of
itself.
-
Shit doesn't happen and I am not
up to my eyeballs in it.
-
Shit happens in your mind.
-
When shit happens, don't call a
doctor - pray.
-
… stole half its shit from us
-
Shit does not 'happen', it just
moves around.
-
I didn't inhale this shit.
-
I tried this shit before and I
didn't like it so....
-
It's shit, but it's job
security.
-
Let's package this shit.
-
Equal shit happens to all people.
-
It's everybody's shit.
-
All shit can in principle happen
on a Turing Machine.
-
There's a bug somewhere in this
shitttttttttttttttttttttttttt
-
Confucius say"Shit happens".
-
Confucius says, "If shit has to
happen, let it happen PROPERLY."
-
Shit that happens to one person
is just as good as shit that happens to another.
-
They don't make even shit happen
like they used to.
-
If this code weren't such a
piece of shit, they wouldn't NEED a supercomputer...
-
Shit has only been happening
since October 23rd 4004 B.C.
-
And the Lord said "Let there be shit" and there came piles of
it. After six days of this shit, He rested.
-
God made all shit.
-
If shit happens, you won't
recognize it.
-
Shit happens everywhere
differently.
-
Of course shit happens.
-
Survival of the shittiest.
-
Oh
my god! It's full of shit!
-
Let's see how much shit the
faculty'll take.
-
Shit just happens.
-
What shit?
-
I shit, therefore I am.
-
I think, so why am I in this
shit?
-
Shit happens on a daily basis,
that's why we have maintainance programmers.
-
Your mother gave you shit before your were born.
-
"Why does shit happen?" (p. 157)
-
Let's pretend shit doesn't
happen.
-
Some funny shit happened to me today.
-
Shit makes the flowers grow and
that's beautiful.
-
He's fooling around with some
worthless piece of shit.
-
She's full of shit!
-
... but Judge, you can't give her
all that shit!
-
Take two shits and call me in
the morning.
-
Yes, it's definitely a case of
shit happening. $90, please...
-
All I do is eat, sleep and shit.
-
I did not chew the shit out of
your bedroom slippers.
-
Oh shit, I caught it!
-
When I catch a car, it will
shit!
-
If you can shit, it isn't shit.
-
Tihs happens.
-
If organic shit happens, it's
OK.
-
Shit happens because there's a
great demand for it.
-
I hope no one figures out that I
don't really understand this shit.
-
God does not play shit with the
universe.
-
Shit is Relative.
-
Hold down Control-Meta-Shit.
-
I've done my shit, so can I take
the day off?
-
This shit's not part of my
contract.
-
Shit happens, and rolls down
hill.
-
You may only shit during coffee
breaks.
-
Shit happens and happens and
happens and ...
-
I hope this shit holds together.
-
When shit happens, paint over.
-
Shit is biodegradable.
-
Let's party while shit doesn't
happen.
-
If shit happens, enjoy it.
-
It's not so bad if shit happens,
as long as you serve the right wine with it.
-
How Dare Shit Happen?
-
If shit happens, hold a
procession.
-
If my shit bothers you, that's your fault.
-
I am at cause that shit will not
happen.
-
You're responsible for all the
shit that happens.
-
Shit doesn't happen; shit is.
-
Shit happening is absurd.
-
I get subsidies for my shit.
-
Shit makes the trains run on time.
-
Oh shit, it's going to happen!
-
Women demand to have shit happen
-
Men are shit.
-
I love it when shit happens.
-
All I do is eat, swim and shit.
-
Always the same dried shit for
dinner?
-
Shit happens, so flow with it.
-
No shit??
-
It's shit, but I don't know any
better.
-
If shit happens, it's your
mother's fault.
-
Shit is a phallic symbol.
-
Shit happens, but don't publish
it.
-
There's no shit in the Bible.
-
If shit happens, you will go to
hell, unless you are born again. (Amen!)
-
If shit happens to a
televangelist, it's okay.
-
Shit must be born again.
-
Shit was blue.
-
They
say shit never happened. But shit is still happening.
-
I know why shit happens but
won't tell you.
-
Holy Shit!
-
Shit happens, usually in threes.
-
Don't shit after 12 o'clock.
-
Dave,
I'm in Deep Shit.
-
Dr. Chandra, will I shit?
-
Shit Happens, Shit Shit Happens
Happens, Shit Happens, Rama Rama.
-
Please this flower and buy our
shit.
-
She-it happens, She-it happens, happens, happens, she-it,
she-it... (Repeat until you become one with she-it)
-
Shit never happens the same way twice.
-
There's nothing like good shit happening.
-
There's nothing quite like a
good shit.
-
Shit happened, we just don't
know where or how much.
-
This shit happened in my last
life too.
-
This shit is not a religion, it
is the way of life.
-
The same shit happens again and
again.
-
If shit happens, it happens
everywhere at once.
-
Corn fertilizer happens.
-
It's shit, but it's compatible.
-
Let's bronze this shit.
-
From a distance, shit looks like
a garden.
-
Oh shit!
-
I'll make 'em squirm for putting
this shit on their tax forms.
-
If shit happens, it's the will
of Allah.
-
When shit happens, kill Salman
Rushdie.
-
If shit happens, take a hostage.
-
If this shit happens, it is the
will of Allah.
-
... to boldly shit where no one
has shit before!
-
Good Morning, I have some shit
for you to read.
-
Here, we insist you take our
shit.
-
Knock Knock, "Shit Happens."
-
Shit happens door to door.
-
There is only a limited amount
of good shit.
-
May we have a moment of your
time to show you some of our shit?
-
Shit has been
prophesied and is imminent; only the righteous shall survive its
happening.
-
Let us in and we'll tell you why
shit happens.
-
No
shit happens until Armageddon.
-
If shit happens and when nobody is watching, is
it really shit?
-
I have not yet begun to shit.
-
Why does this shit always happen
to us?
-
Why does shit always happen just
before closing the deal?
-
I came, I saw, I shitted. (Veni,
Vidi, Shitty)
-
Ask not what your country's shit can do for you, but what your
shit can do for your country.
-
Ich bin ein Scheisser.
-
What's shit, and where can I get
some?
-
I have a shit.
-
For a sufficient fee, I can get
you out of ANY shit.
-
The best of all possible shit in
this world made for shit.
-
Shit shouldn't happen tomorrow.
-
Four score and seven shits
ago...
-
What I'm doing
is a bunch of feces tauri. (non-Latin-speakers = the excrement
of a bull)
-
Have faith in shit.
-
Shit happens, but as long as
you're sorry, it's OK.
-
(Enough said)
-
Rub the little shits out.
-
Black shit and white shit CAN
coexist...
-
I have a shit...
-
Dictatorship of the shit.
-
The rich shit exploits the poor
shit, but deep down all shit is alike.
-
Do shit to ME.
-
Whoever dies with the most shit
wins.
-
Shit happening is just a special
case...
-
Are you now, or have you ever
been, shit?
-
Don't
ever never call me shit
-
Shit...this will cost a lot,
mister.
-
If shit happens, take two
Aspirins and call me in the morning.
-
It's not so bad if shit happens,
as long as you serve grape juice with it.
-
If shit happens, we'll fix it in
the next version.
-
Smells like shit of finnish
fish.
-
Only happy shit really happens.
-
Shit happens in both the old
world and the new world.
-
Excrement happens. (you can't
say 'shit' in Utah)
-
Hey, there's more shit happening
over here!
-
If shit happens, shun it.
-
Our shit is better than your
shit.
-
Shit happens again & again &
again ...
-
God sent us this shit.
-
This shit is out of tune.
-
This is really weird shit.
-
Just experience shit happening.
-
What weird shit!
-
Don't take no shit!
-
Shit is sacred when it happens.
-
One small shit for a man... One
giant heap for mankind.
-
Visualize shit not happening.
-
A firm shit does not happen to
me.
-
For $300, we can help you get in
touch with your inner shit.
-
I create my own shit.
-
If shit happens, honor it and
share it.
-
Sheeeeeeeeeeit!
-
That's not shit, it's feldspar.
-
This isn't shit if I really
believe it's chocolate.
-
We’re all part of the same shit.
-
If
shit never happened, men will create shit.
-
Who needs this shit?
-
Let's blow this shit up!
-
Shit didn't happen, and if it
did I didn't know anything about it.
-
Let
us accelerate shit to see if it turns into energy.
-
Let
us cut shit into ever smaller pieces to see if it is made of
shit.
-
Clothes happens …
-
Damn, looks like I hit that
shit...
-
Our shit is good for you.
-
Shit materializes from other
planes of existence.
-
If shit happens, we'll find a
way to use it.
-
St. Sergius found his faith in
deep shit.
-
Shit happens for a variety of
reasons.
-
Shit happens without material
causes.
-
We are just shit. But we are thinking shit.
-
Our shit is better than your
shit.
-
I'm sorry if I dropped you guys
in this piece of shit.
-
If shit happens, there won't be
enough for everybody.
-
To within experimental error,
shit DID happen.
-
Shit SHOULD happen.
-
There is ideal shit happening
somewhere.
-
My childhood was shit, let me
share.
-
My love is like a red, red shit.
-
Ode to a Grecian Shit.
-
... and miles to go before I
shit, and miles to go before I shit...
-
Heavily processed
nutritionally-deprived biological output happens.
-
If you elect me, shit will never
again happen.
-
It's shit, but it'll get me
elected.
-
My Fellow Americans, All I stand
for is shit.
-
Shit happening is bad for the
economy.
-
If shit happens, make a deal
with it.
-
It's so nice that shit happens!
-
Deal with shit one day at a
time.
-
This shit was bound to happen.
-
I'll take care of this shit ...
tomorrow.
-
It's shit, but at least it
compiles.
-
Shit happens cause you don't
work hard enough.
-
If shit happens, it happens to
someone else.
-
If shit happens, praise the lord
for it!
-
Shit happens because of your toilet training.
-
Everything
that happens is shit; some of it is just repressing its
subconscious shittiness.
-
If shit has to happen, let ONLY
shit happen.
-
S** can happen all day as long
as you don't call it that.
-
Let's not fight over this shit.
-
This shit ain't good enough.
-
Shit happens but you can't say
both where and when.
-
Shit happens in discrete quanta
called shitons.
-
Shit happens only in
well-defined quantities.
-
Whye doe peepl treate mee lik
shitte?
-
I'm
not shit. I'm just drawn that way
-
Give us your shit and put on
this orange shit.
-
Let's smoke this shit.
-
Hey, this is good shit, man.
-
Well, I do believe that shit
happened. I was just taking a nap.
-
Just say shit happend.
-
I
don't recall if shit happed.
-
Don't move; the shit will trickle down.
-
at light speed shit happens for
ever (at least if you're staying behind).
-
I think I need to take a shit.
-
Got any laxatives?
-
I'll hold this shit in forever.
-
Let this shit happen to someone else.
-
Please
stay out of deep shit
-
Robotics
should not shit or let shit come to happen.
-
What is this AMORC shit?
-
90% of everything is shit.
-
The mother of all shit just
happened to us, but at least I'm still in power.
-
I will shit on you!
-
Shit is meaningless!
-
What is shit, anyway?
-
We hope bad shit happens to all
of you.
-
We will make your shit happen.
-
SNEPPAH TIHS.
-
There was
a 50%
chance shit happened. And now
there is a 22 %
chance shit
happened again.
-
There's
50% chance shit happened. And 50% chance it didn't.
-
Amorphous excrement does occur
in given cases.
-
If shit happens, find out what
kind exactly.
-
Shit happens if you're on our shit list.
-
Extraterrestrials brought the
shit.
-
All this happens to be shit.
-
If you leave us, bad shit will
happen to you.
-
If shit happens, see "Dianetics",
p.157.
-
Shit happens because it evolved
from primitive shit.
-
Shit evolves.
-
Relatives are Shit.
-
Each
shit is random. But mob of shit is predicable.
-
No shit on Saturdays.
-
To shit or Not to shit, that is
the question.
-
Whoaa...Holy Shit!
-
Shit is everywhere.
-
You inherit the shit of your
ancestors.
-
Haven't I seen this shit
before...
-
Leave our shit alone.
-
I will not say 'Shit Happened' in the class.
-
Shit groks
-
If I got out of this cage, you'd
shit.
-
Let's pretend that shit doesn't
happen...
-
If shit happens, let's
distribute it equally.
-
The same shit happens to
everyone.
-
What is shit? Why is shit?
-
Shit happens because I wish it.
-
Shit will happen. Praise the
lord!
-
Spam happens.
-
There is an 83.7 % chance that
shit will happen. Maybe.
-
This shit doesn't bother me.
-
This shit happening is good for
me.
-
Shit has
happened. For $20 "BoB": a way to MAKE MONEY FROM IT.
-
Below the critical temperature,
shit does not stop happening.
-
The wise man never notices shit
happening.
-
You are all pieces of shit.
-
Shit, where's this organ
supposed to go?
-
Purple shit happens near melting
clocks.
-
Fish.
-
Green shit from Mars happens to
Elvis clone.
-
Shit happens.
-
Your tax-deductible donation
could make this shit stop happening...
-
Shit will happen unless you do
as I say.
-
Earth, Air, Fire, and Shit
-
You don't know half of the shit that happens.
-
I wanted to live deliberately
... to suck all the shit out of life.
-
Shit happens one day at a time.
-
I am powerless to cut the shit.
-
Give us more shit or we'll
strike.
-
Shit that happens to one person
is just as bad as shit that happens to another.
-
Maybe shit happens. Let's have coffee and
donuts.
-
Go ahead, shit anywhere you
want.
-
It's not the shit that matters.
It's the process.
-
We affirm the right for shit to
happen.
-
What is this Shit?
-
Come let us reason together
about this shit.
-
Shit dumped.
-
This shit does not stink.
-
No Privilege for attempted shit.
-
If it happens to shit, don't eat
it.
-
Hey, that shit looks just like you!
-
Let's stick some pins in this
shit!
-
Shit doesn't just happen --
somebody dumped it on you.
-
This shit's gonna get you!
-
You want fries with that shit?
-
Use your shit, Luke.
-
I cannot tell a lie--shit
happened.
-
Mix this shit together and make it happen!
-
If shit happened once, it will
happen twice more.
-
The Goddess makes shit happen.
-
The same shit as DOS, only GUIer...
-
Mix this shit together and it
will happen!
-
It's my shit! All mine! Isn't it
beautiful?
-
What is the sound of one shit
happening?
-
Bad shit happens, and good shit happens.
-
Shit happens half the time.
-
Shit happens.
©
by
Hilmar Alquiros,
The Philippines
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